Nightmare Theory

[Ant-LOX]

Wow. We Rocked your socks off.

[as1eeponatrain]

let us know if you dream anything similar. I wish I had elephants in my dreams, bleeding or not. all I get are dreams about lasagna buffets in philadelphia, which I know to mean that I went to bed hungry and I was fucking hungry. the end.

[Cart Horse]

A screaming elephant? Love your imagination.

We all have nightmares every now and again.

[Dean from Australia]

I can't be sure if it was the elephant or whether it was the horse. All I know is that it was a 5.1 surround sound scream - an animals scream, guttural and bone chilling. I encourage anyone to post their nightmares here. I think we may be onto something...

[Cart Horse]

In my nightmare from two weeks ago, - My wife is an artist and I was charged with looking after one of her paintings.

I found it had a bit clump of maggots in the lower right corner. The clump was the size of, a cat, I suppose.

I fiddle with the maggots and then come back the next day and they have got even more active. A mound of writhing maggots was falling out of the corner of this valuable painting.

I start spraying the maggots and somehow blow the wall off the building. The perspective changes and I know I'm concocting some sort of Tarantino scene.

I also somehow have blown the side wall of the building out, and that is into a bank (Tarantino I guess) and I am in double trouble.

The scene jumps to where I have for some reason chopped off the left hand of a work colleague (someone I haven't seen for years.)

Then the dream flips again quickly to a lift (elevator) and he is standing next to me, in amongst other people, very pissed and snarling violently at me.

I react verbally and violently to him as he stands there with his bandaged wrist eyeballing me angrily.

I wake up quite disturbed. Not as terrified I'd say as Dean, but pretty edgy.

(I go to great lengths to avoid conflict. I was quite surprised and pleased in retrospect to see that I stood up for myself. But what's this with me chopping limbs off people?)

[Dean from Australia]

Perhaps you did something to this work colleague in the past that you may or may not be aware of.

[Ansur]

An older gentleman, a stallion, the english countryside, it's just your gay side coming out. As the elephant in the room, it comes charging towards the house with wounds from bondage games, you drop to your knees and open your mouth.

Just pay heed to the reminders that it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, so don't forget your safety word (you should also learn to sign it just in case someone grabs you by the neck, throws you to the floor, and you can't talk).

[Dean from Australia]

It was a mare Ansur. Get with the program

[Ansur]

Oooh, ok. If it was a stallion that would mean you were a top. Mare means bottom. The W in Walter Duke is obviously meant to represent an upsidedown M, so your mancrush has the initials M.D.