songs that everyone can sing to...

be leaves · 08-10-2006, 01:56 PM

"and now you're back, from outer space..."

"know when to walk away, know when to run..."

"i'm just a poor boy from a poor family..."

"i really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight..."

...and yet no one knows the national anthem.
we're awesome.

MichaelG · 08-10-2006, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paul_r

shut up'a your face -joe dulche

did you steal this thread from the DA forums?

I miss them

jwdd27 · 08-10-2006, 02:41 PM

MichaelG - did you spell my name wrong in your sig because you're retarded, or because I'm jwdd 24-7?

Shalomprincess · 08-10-2006, 02:47 PM

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
I got a dalmation, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot

Well, life is (too short), so love the one you got
'Cause you might get runover or you might get shot
Never start no static I just get it off my chest
Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest
Take a small example, take a tip from me
Take all of your money, give it all to charity
Love is what I got
It's within my reach
And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach
It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve
Try and test that you're bound to get served
Love's what I got
Don't start a riot
You'll feel it when the dance gets hot

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got

(That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away
I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay
I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot
Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock
Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same
Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane
Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me

Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that
Lovin', is what I got, I got I got I got

MichaelG · 08-10-2006, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwdd27

MichaelG - did you spell my name wrong in your sig because you're retarded, or because I'm jwdd 24-7?

I had to misspell something.

Plus I worry about you 24-7-52-365

alexarch · 08-10-2006, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shalomprincess

Early in the morning, risin' to the street
Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet
Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong
Got to find a reason why my money's all gone
I got a dalmation, and I can still get high
I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot

This first verse has always reminded me of the first verse to Beatle's Lady Madonna.

Lady Madonn, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
Who find the money when you pay the rent
Did you think that money was heaven sent

Listen to the two songs side by side. I've always thought that Yoko or Paul might have a nice case if they decided to sue.

rae · 08-10-2006, 03:08 PM

The Bloodhound Gang
The Bad Touch

Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about

I’d appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m siskel, yes I’m ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin’ horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I’m mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I’ll show you mine tool time you’ll lovett just like lyle
And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin’ horny now

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin’ horny now

drinkcoke · 08-10-2006, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexarch

This first verse has always reminded me of the first verse to Beatle's Lady Madonna.

Lady Madonn, children at your feet
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet
Who find the money when you pay the rent
Did you think that money was heaven sent

Listen to the two songs side by side. I've always thought that Yoko or Paul might have a nice case if they decided to sue.

Ahhh The Beatles.... /sheds a tear for Paul being taken to the cleaners

rellek · 08-10-2006, 03:29 PM

Lyrics - In my country there is problem

Verse
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.

Chorus 1
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then well have a big party (repeat line)

Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back

Chorus 2
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)

Verse 3
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do

(Repeat Chorus 2 twice)

shoogbear63 · 08-10-2006, 03:36 PM

First thing that came to mind was "Wild Thing" and that's just because Zach Morris and friends were singing while drinking and driving. (I'm not going to post the lyrics, use google you fuckin lazy asses.)

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be leaves Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Gender: Age: IQ: Orientation: Posts: 824	"and now you're back, from outer space..." "know when to walk away, know when to run..." "i'm just a poor boy from a poor family..." "i really need you tonight, forever's gonna start tonight..." ...and yet no one knows the national anthem. we're awesome.
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08-10-2006, 02:47 PM	#24 (permalink)
Shalomprincess Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: ColoRADo GODLAND Posts: 59	Sublime "What I Got" Early in the morning, risin' to the street Light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet Got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong Got to find a reason why my money's all gone I got a dalmation, and I can still get high I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot Well, life is (too short), so love the one you got 'Cause you might get runover or you might get shot Never start no static I just get it off my chest Never had to battle with no bulletproof vest Take a small example, take a tip from me Take all of your money, give it all to charity Love is what I got It's within my reach And the Sublime style's still straight from Long Beach It all comes back to you, you'll finally get what you deserve Try and test that you're bound to get served Love's what I got Don't start a riot You'll feel it when the dance gets hot Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that Lovin', is what I got (That's) why I don't cry when my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to pay I don't get angry when my Mom smokes pot Hits the bottle and goes right to the rock Fuckin' and fightin', it's all the same Livin' with Louie dog's the only way to stay sane Let the lovin', let the lovin' come back to me Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that Lovin', is what I got, I said remember that Lovin', is what I got, I got I got I got __________________ "When a man fucks with a man, the man getting fucked should fuck the man doing the fucking."
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rae Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 1	The Bloodhound Gang The Bad Touch Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I’d appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts Yes I’m siskel, yes I’m ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up You’ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are Inclined To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time Do it now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin’ horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I’m mister coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I’ll show you mine tool time you’ll lovett just like lyle And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files Do it now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin’ horny now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin’ horny now
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rellek NO BRUMSKI Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: NYC! Posts: 966	Lyrics - In my country there is problem Verse In my country there is problem, And that problem is transport. It take very very long, Because Kazakhstan is big. Chorus 1 Throw transport down the well (repeat line) So my country can be free (repeat line) We must make travel easy (repeat line) Then well have a big party (repeat line) Verse 2 In my country there is problem And that problem is the Jew They take everybody money And they never give it back Chorus 2 Throw the jew down the well (repeat line) So my country can be free (repeat line) You must grab him by his horns (repeat line) Then we have a big party (repeat line) Verse 3 If you see the Jew coming You must be carefull of his teeth You must grab him by his money And I tell you what to do (Repeat Chorus 2 twice)
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shoogbear63 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Middle Georgia Posts: 546	First thing that came to mind was "Wild Thing" and that's just because Zach Morris and friends were singing while drinking and driving. (I'm not going to post the lyrics, use google you fuckin lazy asses.)
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