Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 1 Now Available

benjita · 07-19-2006, 01:59 PM

Hey all you assholes, come and listen to it, it's the Uncle Miltie's Dick show!

For those who survived the 11 hour marathon, you've already heard it, but for those of you who haven't, it's golden. It's a must-have!

Bite sized chunks of Uncle Miltie's Dick are now available for public consumption at Uncle Miltie's Dick.

Episode 1: Uncle Miltie takes on Horniness, Hotels, Insults, Lesbians and Liars. Guest Appearances include Dice, Dangerfield, Seinfeld, Dane Cook, and a 7 year old Keith Malley.

Oh, and People from Lebanon are called "Lebanese". Hope that helps.

More episodes to come soon!

Get yours today!

benjita · 07-20-2006, 12:34 PM

Uncle Miltie takes on Limericks, Love, Marijuana, Men, Mexicans, Miami, Middle East, Mormons and Movies.

Get your second hand on Uncle Miltie's Dick now!

http://www.benjita.com/UncleMiltie.html

rellek · 07-20-2006, 06:07 PM

You must have a lot of time on your hands, that secret show was a marathon and a half. I envy your free time.

JoeB · 07-20-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by rellek

You must have a lot of time on your hands, that secret show was a marathon and a half. I envy your free time.

Yeah, holy shit. Kudos, though.

Darq · 07-20-2006, 07:52 PM

Now that's dedication...thanks for the contribution!

benjita · 07-21-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rellek

You must have a lot of time on your hands, that secret show was a marathon and a half. I envy your free time.

Actually, I was doing that at work. Advantages of having two computer screens and enough memory.

Oh, and the joke about the "barrio": Making maternity clothes in the colours of the local HS. The highest Teen Pregnancy rate for the last 40 years has belonged to Hispanics. So he's talking about high school girls' maternity clothes.

FYI.

benjita · 07-25-2006, 02:01 PM

Need to get a better grip on Uncle Miltie? Well now you can. Uncle Miltie's Dick Episode 3 is available now!

Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 3

Uncle Miltie takes on Muggers, Music, New York, Nudity, Busts Bosoms and Bazooms, Boy Scouts, and Playboys/Playgirls.

"She was rather plump, she didn't have to go to the beach, she WAS a beach."

Beach = Bitch.

My two cents.

benjita · 08-03-2006, 01:22 PM

Uncle Miltie's Dick continues with The Rest of the Story...

Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 1
Uncle Miltie takes on Horniness, Hotels, Insults, Lesbians and Liars. Guest Appearances include Dice, Dangerfield, Seinfeld, Dane Cook, and a 7 year old Keith Malley.

Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 2
Uncle Miltie takes on Limericks, Love, Marijuana, Men, Mexicans, Miami, Middle East, Mormons and Movies.

Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 3
Uncle Miltie takes on Muggers, Music, New York, Nudity, Busts Bosoms and Bazooms, Boy Scouts, and Playboys/Playgirls.

Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 4
Uncle Miltie takes on the Polish, Porn, Poverty, Prayer, Prostitutes, Put-Downs, Quakers, Rabbis and Rottonness.

Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 5

Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 6
Uncle Miltie's take on Women, Xylophones, X-Rated Pictures, Zingers, Alligators & Crocodiles, Appearances, Arabs, Army, Art, Arificial Birth, Cajuns and Cannibals. Special apperance as Babbling Bryan pets Uncle Miltie's Dick!

Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 7

Help for the Episode 6 jokes:

"A drunk wandered into a studio where an X-rated film was being shot. He turned to some of the male stars who were standing around and said, 'What are you going to do if the Army doesn't take you?'"

Naked men standing around waiting for Doctor's checks were common in the days of the WWII drafts.

"They performed the sex act for the camera, and kept at it until a star emerged"

Pretty sure this is "They fucked until a baby came out"

Sorry, I don't have the synopsis of 5 and 7. I'll have to relisten.

Nihility · 08-03-2006, 01:33 PM

Nice job! That 11 hour show sure was fun I can't even imagine how long this took you

benjita · 08-03-2006, 02:07 PM

Actually, It didn't take much longer than it takes to listen to it. Then a few minutes of cut and paste, a few minutes of exporting to mp3, and a few minutes of upload.

It's good Audacity practice.

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benjita Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan's Middle Finger Posts: 693	Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 1 Now Available Hey all you assholes, come and listen to it, it's the Uncle Miltie's Dick show! For those who survived the 11 hour marathon, you've already heard it, but for those of you who haven't, it's golden. It's a must-have! Bite sized chunks of Uncle Miltie's Dick are now available for public consumption at Uncle Miltie's Dick. Episode 1: Uncle Miltie takes on Horniness, Hotels, Insults, Lesbians and Liars. Guest Appearances include Dice, Dangerfield, Seinfeld, Dane Cook, and a 7 year old Keith Malley. Oh, and People from Lebanon are called "Lebanese". Hope that helps. More episodes to come soon! Get yours today! __________________ ベンジタ Moral Number 4: The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. Except in New Jersey, where what's blowing in the wind smells funny. http://twitter.com/benjitathesane http://www.facebook.com/benjitathesane Last edited by benjita; 07-20-2006 at 10:30 AM.
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07-20-2006, 12:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
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benjita Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan's Middle Finger Posts: 693	Episode 3 now up! Need to get a better grip on Uncle Miltie? Well now you can. Uncle Miltie's Dick Episode 3 is available now! Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 3 Uncle Miltie takes on Muggers, Music, New York, Nudity, Busts Bosoms and Bazooms, Boy Scouts, and Playboys/Playgirls. "She was rather plump, she didn't have to go to the beach, she WAS a beach." Beach = Bitch. My two cents.
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08-03-2006, 01:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
benjita Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan's Middle Finger Posts: 693	Uncle Miltie's Dick continues with The Rest of the Story... Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 1 Uncle Miltie takes on Horniness, Hotels, Insults, Lesbians and Liars. Guest Appearances include Dice, Dangerfield, Seinfeld, Dane Cook, and a 7 year old Keith Malley. Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 2 Uncle Miltie takes on Limericks, Love, Marijuana, Men, Mexicans, Miami, Middle East, Mormons and Movies. Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 3 Uncle Miltie takes on Muggers, Music, New York, Nudity, Busts Bosoms and Bazooms, Boy Scouts, and Playboys/Playgirls. Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 4 Uncle Miltie takes on the Polish, Porn, Poverty, Prayer, Prostitutes, Put-Downs, Quakers, Rabbis and Rottonness. Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 5 Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 6 Uncle Miltie's take on Women, Xylophones, X-Rated Pictures, Zingers, Alligators & Crocodiles, Appearances, Arabs, Army, Art, Arificial Birth, Cajuns and Cannibals. Special apperance as Babbling Bryan pets Uncle Miltie's Dick! Uncle Miltie's Dick: Episode 7 Help for the Episode 6 jokes: "A drunk wandered into a studio where an X-rated film was being shot. He turned to some of the male stars who were standing around and said, 'What are you going to do if the Army doesn't take you?'" Naked men standing around waiting for Doctor's checks were common in the days of the WWII drafts. "They performed the sex act for the camera, and kept at it until a star emerged" Pretty sure this is "They fucked until a baby came out" Sorry, I don't have the synopsis of 5 and 7. I'll have to relisten.
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Nihility Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Quarantine Posts: 103	Nice job! That 11 hour show sure was fun I can't even imagine how long this took you
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benjita Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Michigan's Middle Finger Posts: 693	Actually, It didn't take much longer than it takes to listen to it. Then a few minutes of cut and paste, a few minutes of exporting to mp3, and a few minutes of upload. It's good Audacity practice.
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