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Old 05-26-2013, 10:07 PM   #21 (permalink)
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You got your answer. Now let's go to the next topic:

How do I make sure my lady is so wet I wonder if I'm even fucking her? My honeymoon's coming up, and I need to be the stuff of legend.
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Old 05-26-2013, 10:09 PM   #22 (permalink)
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My dick literally slips out ALL THE TIME.

And no, I don't have a small dick.
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Old 05-26-2013, 10:22 PM   #23 (permalink)
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My dick literally slips out ALL THE TIME.

And no, I don't have a small dick.
Do you fuck skanks with big sloppy cunts?
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Old 05-26-2013, 10:22 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Do you fuck skanks with big sloppy cunts?
maybe
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Old 05-26-2013, 11:00 PM   #25 (permalink)
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You got your answer. Now let's go to the next topic:

How do I make sure my lady is so wet I wonder if I'm even fucking her? My honeymoon's coming up, and I need to be the stuff of legend.
I didn't realize this was a question. Were you being sarcastic?
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Old 05-26-2013, 11:02 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I'm not being sarcastic. Can you post a picture of you please? I want to see what gets them so wet. I'm being serious.
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Old 05-26-2013, 11:08 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I don't think pressing a damp rag of chloroform up to their face counts as getting them wet, guy.
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Old 05-27-2013, 01:33 AM   #28 (permalink)
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OK, that's a yes.
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Old 05-27-2013, 06:59 AM   #29 (permalink)
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My dick literally slips out ALL THE TIME.

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After months of research and extensive testing, i have located ur fuckbuddy
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Old 05-27-2013, 01:24 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I didn't realize this was a question. Were you being sarcastic?
You, sir, are retarded.

Seriously though, you only lose your virginity when you get a woman pregnent. You gotta raw dog that shit and top her off.
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