What do you use to wipe your ass with?

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by HighMike

exactly my complaint

Yep. http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...andthegirl.com

oops

I'm sure the advertisers will love the drop.

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by DJQuad

Yep. http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...andthegirl.com

oops

I'm sure the advertisers will love the drop.

You actually, honestly and seriously believe that the drama on the forums has caused THAT much of a drop?

Jesus on a stick. Alexa results are about as biased as they can get, but even still - Compare KATG with:

Free Talk Live
Nobody Likes Onions
Mugglecast

KATG is the *ONLY* podcast even within the top 100,000

I don't have iTunes installed, because it is the devil, but I still think that KATG is going to be one of the top ranked there, as well.

The fact that you think the "drama" in these forums have caused that decline, I'd like the kool-aid you're drinking. And either way, I think this would be "off topic" to the ass wiping thread, so can we get back there?

Do you use one of those unicorn sticks to wipe your ass? OR do you have a monkey like in Monkey Shines?

[HighMike]

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

You actually, honestly and seriously believe that the drama on the forums has caused THAT much of a drop?

Jesus on a stick. Alexa results are about as biased as they can get, but even still - Compare KATG with:

Free Talk Live
Nobody Likes Onions
Mugglecast

KATG is the *ONLY* podcast even within the top 100,000

I don't have iTunes installed, because it is the devil, but I still think that KATG is going to be one of the top ranked there, as well.

The fact that you think the "drama" in these forums have caused that decline, I'd like the kool-aid you're drinking. And either way, I think this would be "off topic" to the ass wiping thread, so can we get back there?

Do you use one of those unicorn sticks to wipe your ass? OR do you have a monkey like in Monkey Shines?

Actually the drop happened when all of my threads were deleted and I stopped posting on here.

[naes]

Originally Posted by poingjam

I've been using napkins from the pizza place down the street ever since I ran out of toilet paper and haven't had money to buy more. I just grabbed a bunch every time I went there in anticipation of one day running out of toilet paper, and tada.

That has got to make sitting dicey at best. I use the charmin with aloe. Sure its a bit more, but I feel my ass is worth the extra cost.

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by HighMike

Actually the drop happened when all of my threads were deleted and I stopped posting on here.

Before Deuce's "High Mike's Mom" jokes, though? I figured that would have brought in the crowds.

I couldn't contain myself with the endless throes of laughter when those were going on. See, THAT is high-brow humor! Take that, you Doug Stanhope, David Cross and Dennis Miller's out there!

Okay, maybe not Dennis Miller.

[HighMike]

Originally Posted by andsoitgoes

Before Deuce's "High Mike's Mom" jokes, though? I figured that would have brought in the crowds.

I couldn't contain myself with the endless throes of laughter when those were going on. See, THAT is high-brow humor! Take that, you Doug Stanhope, David Cross and Dennis Miller's out there!

Okay, maybe not Dennis Miller.

Most of my threads had over 300 posts and all were created before deuce's jokes. There were at least 2-3 in top active at all times.

Deuce was late with the jokes...he made them when the highmike character was getting old.

[King of Assholes]

Originally Posted by HighMike

Most of my threads had over 300 posts and all were created before deuce's jokes. There were at least 2-3 in top active at all times.

Deuce was late with the jokes...he made them when the highmike character was getting old.

Good point, but fuck you. You're the Dane Cook of the forums, fuckin needless and stupid. You gonna go start another thready thread?

[andsoitgoes]

Originally Posted by King of Assholes

Good point, but fuck you. You're the Dane Cook of the forums, fuckin needless and stupid. You gonna go start another thready thread?

Oy. Zing!

[arty]

Originally Posted by HighMike

Most of my threads had over 300 posts and all were created before deuce's jokes. There were at least 2-3 in top active at all times.

Deuce was late with the jokes...he made them when the highmike character was getting old.

Most of the 300 posts were from mostly normally passive forum members who you provoked into calling you out on your asshole behavior.

[HighMike]

Originally Posted by King of Assholes

Good point, but fuck you. You're the Dane Cook of the forums, fuckin needless and stupid. You gonna go start another thready thread?

No.