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But I guess it's my bad. I forgot this was a contest.. would you prefer I made some shit up? How 'bout telling off douchebags like you over the internet? Yeah, that's pretty low too, I wonder if it'll fly by your standards. WOW LOOK AT ME IM LIKE COCKRING. IM A BADASS. FUCK IT, I'M GONNA GO STEAL SOME LIBRARY BOOKS TOO. |
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I girl who was being an asshole at a party at my house in college i challenged her to a drinking contest to get her stupid drunk, then proceeded to throw her down the basement stairs, draw a huge black cock on her face and pissing in her ear.
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Right on the head!
I hit my 4 year old half Brother square on the head with a boomerang, on a family day out in the local park. I was glad there was someone there to whiteness the amazing Mad max style throw (over 70 yards). Unfortunately the witnesses were mostly panicked relations who were too shocked to fully appreciate my skills. Nothing permanent accured except a cool story Nail (the brother) keeps reminding me of.
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you better not be planning on posting that big font everywhere. because that is obnoxious. |
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read it carefully. and i thought burning someone and then spitting on them was considered kosher for "the worst thing you've ever done" thread, i guess you're all huge assholes compared to me ![]() |
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you may have been the quote, but it was for both of you. It isn't that important, let this thread be great. |
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ooh, just remembered this one... I was around 6 at the time, and my baby sitter had these toy plastic swords that had their own sheath (also made out of cheap plastic). We figured out that if you took the first inch or so out of the sheath, you could swing the sword really hard, and centripetal force would make the sheath launch through the air.
So, I'm standing on her back deck, and I do the launch thing, and it goes flying through the air gloriously... right up until it screams back to earth and hits my baby sitter's daughter (who was floating on her back in the pool at the time) straight in the stomach. She was about 7 months pregnant at the time, and the kid came out with some hefty behavioral issues. I don't know if that was actually what caused it (or if it was even possible), but my 6 year old thinking was positive that's what did it. |
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