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Old 06-15-2008, 08:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Called my mom a prostitute when I was 6 not knowing what the word meant.

OHH actually this next one might be worse (considering I didn't know what the word meant in the first example):

Walking home from school with my scummy friends in gr7 or 8, I passed a not-so-pretty girl reading one of those girly mags (Seventeen or Self or whatever..) and I said, "Hey! Reading those magazines won't make you any better looking!!" Even my scumbag friends were like, "Dude that was soo mean!"
Man... I've never forgotten that to this day.
You must be Canadian.
Oh wait.
Shit.
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Old 06-15-2008, 08:16 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Light treason.
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Old 06-15-2008, 08:42 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Definitely not my worst thing, but I once dated a girl who thought my name was "Corey". Corey was my roommate and had met her at a bar one night, and he dared me to hang out with her since he had a girlfriend. The best part was when I "broke up" with her because she had lied to me about something trivial and she wrote me all these drippy letters apologizing for being dishonest with me.
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Well, I burned my friend's house down, and I did it on purpose
WTF?
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:10 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Yeah, we need that story Bebe.

Uh, please.

Don't set fire to me, it was Brian.
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Old 06-15-2008, 09:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Don't set fire to me, it was Brian.
Okay, I'm not worried.

But the rest of the story would be nice.
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:03 AM   #17 (permalink)
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i've stolen thousands of dollars from my parents
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:06 AM   #18 (permalink)
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sure. that way
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:44 AM   #19 (permalink)
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i've stolen thousands of dollars from my parents
My parents stole thousands from me.
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Old 06-16-2008, 01:01 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Agreed, let's hear it Bebe.

Also, Rhian since you started this ting, how aboot a confession?

Umm, I broke up with a guy because I thought his eyes were too close together.
Oh and I cheated on him in Ireland.

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My parents stole thousands from me.
We are SOO related.
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