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SSN-724 · 07-01-2008, 05:08 PM

A friend of mine and I were bored one day so we called this girl who'd turned him down. When her mom answered we pretended that we were from the family planning clinic and told the lady that the girl's pregnancy test came back positive. Last thing we heard was dear mummy screaming the girls name.

wannabejew · 07-01-2008, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SSN-724

A friend of mine and I were bored one day so we called this girl who'd turned him down. When her mom answered we pretended that we were from the family planning clinic and told the lady that the girl's pregnancy test came back positive. Last thing we heard was dear mummy screaming the girls name.

Nice. Is it sad that I found that funny and I'm a girl? Ohs wells...

chorleyfm · 07-28-2008, 01:49 PM

Nothing springs to mind about me right now but I used to get on the school bus with a guy who ended up beating his dad to death with a claw hammer before killing his mum with a kitchen knife. After that he left their bodies in the house and took their credit cards and went on a rather expensive holiday with his girlfriend and bought her a car. If the bus didnt turn up I'd have to get a lift to school with him and his parents which is a bit unsettling now that I know he was mental. I think that's pretty bad, not sure if he's a listener though.

ashleerules1 · 08-02-2008, 05:12 PM

I've never done anything outrageous. Here's a little list of some mean things I've done: I broke my sisters iPod on purpose and now my mom thinks she was an idiot and left it in the rain, I set my neighbors shed on fire when I was 8 and their 8 year old daughter got burned a little, when I was 10 and had lice I rubbed my head on other kids heads at school on purpose, the whole time I lived with my mom I would blame everything on my sister- from who left the toilet roll empty to who put oil in the coffee pot- I was really mean to her, when I move the lawn on a riding mower I try to run over animals that get in my way -rabbits, toads, squirrels- I've only ever hit toads and a baby rabbit before, and one last bad thing that I've done was bought $600 worth of porn on On Demand and blamed it on my brother because he was being an ass to me all day.

PictureChick · 08-02-2008, 11:58 PM

I got stuck at a friend's place one night, but not before I blew him retaaaded in my car in the parking lot. It was raining really fuckin hard, and I got soaking wet on the run from my car to the apartment and I was freezing. The horrible part?

His girlfriend was waiting inside with blankets, towels and dry clothes to lend me during my 'stay'.

I still cringe when I think of it. Yikes!

Whatta whooooaaaa!

We're all BFF's now tho.

EllaMacFarlane · 12-05-2008, 09:57 AM

i stole someone's feedback. to be fair he did it to me a couple of times and they got read on the show

, but, that is the thing i most feel guilty about.

serial_x · 12-05-2008, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

i stole someone's feedback. to be fair he did it to me a couple of times and they got read on the show

, but, that is the thing i most feel guilty about.

Stealing feedback? That is the worst thing you ever done ever?

EllaMacFarlane · 12-05-2008, 10:12 AM

yeah, i pretty much obey the rules.

serial_x · 12-05-2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by EllaMacFarlane

yeah, i pretty much obey the rules.

There's no fire and a friend's or a neighbours house in your past then?

EllaMacFarlane · 12-05-2008, 10:14 AM

no.

07-01-2008, 05:08 PM	#181 (permalink)
SSN-724 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 17	A friend of mine and I were bored one day so we called this girl who'd turned him down. When her mom answered we pretended that we were from the family planning clinic and told the lady that the girl's pregnancy test came back positive. Last thing we heard was dear mummy screaming the girls name.
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07-28-2008, 01:49 PM	#183 (permalink)
chorleyfm Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 8	Nothing springs to mind about me right now but I used to get on the school bus with a guy who ended up beating his dad to death with a claw hammer before killing his mum with a kitchen knife. After that he left their bodies in the house and took their credit cards and went on a rather expensive holiday with his girlfriend and bought her a car. If the bus didnt turn up I'd have to get a lift to school with him and his parents which is a bit unsettling now that I know he was mental. I think that's pretty bad, not sure if he's a listener though.
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08-02-2008, 05:12 PM	#184 (permalink)
ashleerules1 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Ohio Posts: 19	I've never done anything outrageous. Here's a little list of some mean things I've done: I broke my sisters iPod on purpose and now my mom thinks she was an idiot and left it in the rain, I set my neighbors shed on fire when I was 8 and their 8 year old daughter got burned a little, when I was 10 and had lice I rubbed my head on other kids heads at school on purpose, the whole time I lived with my mom I would blame everything on my sister- from who left the toilet roll empty to who put oil in the coffee pot- I was really mean to her, when I move the lawn on a riding mower I try to run over animals that get in my way -rabbits, toads, squirrels- I've only ever hit toads and a baby rabbit before, and one last bad thing that I've done was bought $600 worth of porn on On Demand and blamed it on my brother because he was being an ass to me all day.
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08-02-2008, 11:58 PM	#185 (permalink)
PictureChick Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Omaha Nebraska Posts: 71	I got stuck at a friend's place one night, but not before I blew him retaaaded in my car in the parking lot. It was raining really fuckin hard, and I got soaking wet on the run from my car to the apartment and I was freezing. The horrible part? His girlfriend was waiting inside with blankets, towels and dry clothes to lend me during my 'stay'. I still cringe when I think of it. Yikes! Whatta whooooaaaa! We're all BFF's now tho. Last edited by PictureChick; 08-03-2008 at 12:03 AM.
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12-05-2008, 09:57 AM	#186 (permalink)
EllaMacFarlane Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Israel Posts: 957	i stole someone's feedback. to be fair he did it to me a couple of times and they got read on the show , but, that is the thing i most feel guilty about.
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