3071: Not Your Father’s Sexual Position w/ Kyle Ocasio

Keith · 05-06-2019, 03:23 PM

Fahrenheit 11/9; Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue’s first burkini; THE EMAILS

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Kyle Ocasio

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thirteen · 05-06-2019, 06:44 PM

A friend used to tell people her brother was pregnant.

It was too much. It just doesn't sound right.

AstoriaGirl · 05-06-2019, 06:57 PM

I maintain that one day we're going to find out your dad is connected to 30 *unsolved cases in the 100 mile radius of their home.

FreydNot · 05-06-2019, 07:11 PM

It doesn't sound like Keith has an out plan for these emails. Maybe not!cat should develop a guilty conscious and tell Dad she is forwarding everything to Keith in order to repent.

Or maybe she should suggest Father could help her find the strait side again.

Who the fuck knows, this is all so beyond!?!

AstoriaGirl · 05-06-2019, 07:21 PM

I think not!cat should confront dad about all the times he hit on her and how it made her feel unsafe and that's why she decided to date a woman.

Archimedes_Screw · 05-06-2019, 07:29 PM

This is a great resource on the Bible. https://skepticsannotatedbible.com/
People have to cherrypick scripture to not sound like an outdated monster.

Keith, have you considered therapy? Do you think your father’s humiliation will be too much for him to endure? Pretty sure I’m projecting when I say that’s not so bad.

So 86 is going down on a woman and she owes you one? The minivan is two up front and five in the back.

Sparrow · 05-06-2019, 07:39 PM

so, number 86 is basically face down/ ass up oral? why am i the only yes on the poll? sounds like the best way to eat my ass, y’all.

Enunciated Piffle · 05-06-2019, 07:39 PM

....

When it was first announced you were doing this I thought, ‘How great would it be to drag this out for a full year. Then end it with a big reveal. You call up dad during Katguh Awards. Congratulate him! Not Catherine has been voted Best New Guest!

I’ve always felt like Keith’s dad was envious of Keith and his comedy. Maybe playing it off, live on show, it’d force him to take it all as like an ‘all inclusive ‘ joke. One that he was in on. Or whatever delusional ego reality he’d then accept.

But after this ep. not so sure. I think there’s only two reasons to keep emails going. One- you wanna gather info. Two- he’s a dick and you’re trying to be vindictive cuz he’s got it coming. Clearly, he’s so old/ crazy you’ll never get any real info. This just leaves being vindictive.

Get out, Keith. Shut it down. You’re not that guy. Yer fucking with Wishmaster bro.

Archimedes_Screw · 05-06-2019, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sparrow

so, number 86 is basically face down/ ass up oral? why am i the only yes on the poll? sounds like the best way to eat my ass, y’all.

It’s a wonderful view lol

Enunciated Piffle · 05-06-2019, 08:01 PM

Am I the only one who’s ever been 86’d from a bar or party? I think it was like early 2000’s I first heard the term. “Tell so or so to watch their mouth or they’re 86 and can’t come back.

I’m not scared of eating ass, but never heard 86 used in a sexual way.

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thirteen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,098	A friend used to tell people her brother was pregnant. It was too much. It just doesn't sound right. Keith likes this.
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AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 429	I maintain that one day we're going to find out your dad is connected to 30 unsolved cases in the 100 mile radius of their home. Keith, FreydNot, Scorpion and 7 others like this. Last edited by AstoriaGirl; 05-06-2019 at 07:03 PM.*
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FreydNot Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 184	It doesn't sound like Keith has an out plan for these emails. Maybe not!cat should develop a guilty conscious and tell Dad she is forwarding everything to Keith in order to repent. Or maybe she should suggest Father could help her find the strait side again. Who the fuck knows, this is all so beyond!?! Keith, Scorpion and Enunciated Piffle like this.
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AstoriaGirl Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 429	I think not!cat should confront dad about all the times he hit on her and how it made her feel unsafe and that's why she decided to date a woman. Keith, Bucho, Lord of the Cock Rings and 3 others like this.
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05-06-2019, 07:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Archimedes_Screw Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Hutto Texas Posts: 1,199	This is a great resource on the Bible. https://skepticsannotatedbible.com/ People have to cherrypick scripture to not sound like an outdated monster. Keith, have you considered therapy? Do you think your father’s humiliation will be too much for him to endure? Pretty sure I’m projecting when I say that’s not so bad. So 86 is going down on a woman and she owes you one? The minivan is two up front and five in the back. bag of lazers and AstoriaGirl like this.
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05-06-2019, 07:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,396	so, number 86 is basically face down/ ass up oral? why am i the only yes on the poll? sounds like the best way to eat my ass, y’all. Keith, Bucho, critter2003 and 2 others like this.
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	.... When it was first announced you were doing this I thought, ‘How great would it be to drag this out for a full year. Then end it with a big reveal. You call up dad during Katguh Awards. Congratulate him! Not Catherine has been voted Best New Guest! I’ve always felt like Keith’s dad was envious of Keith and his comedy. Maybe playing it off, live on show, it’d force him to take it all as like an ‘all inclusive ‘ joke. One that he was in on. Or whatever delusional ego reality he’d then accept. But after this ep. not so sure. I think there’s only two reasons to keep emails going. One- you wanna gather info. Two- he’s a dick and you’re trying to be vindictive cuz he’s got it coming. Clearly, he’s so old/ crazy you’ll never get any real info. This just leaves being vindictive. Get out, Keith. Shut it down. You’re not that guy. Yer fucking with Wishmaster bro. Bucho and SpareBen like this. Last edited by Enunciated Piffle; 05-06-2019 at 07:46 PM. Reason: Holy moly. Wayyyy too long
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Enunciated Piffle Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Montana Posts: 4,080	Am I the only one who’s ever been 86’d from a bar or party? I think it was like early 2000’s I first heard the term. “Tell so or so to watch their mouth or they’re 86 and can’t come back. I’m not scared of eating ass, but never heard 86 used in a sexual way. Archimedes_Screw likes this.
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