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View Poll Results: What parts of a verified holy man would you allow your child to suck on?
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Old 04-17-2023, 05:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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3652: Griftin’ Ain’t Easy w/ Megan Koester

Megan Koester, everyone’s favorite, joins KATG as Keith and Chemda discuss KATG Week 2023 as well as the latest in grifting, Conservatives fighting Bud Light’s transgender support with guns, and the Dalia Lama having a young boy suck on his tongue.

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Those “grifts” make me want to work for big Pharma even harder.
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Ok so about the Dalai Lama: it's a grandfather thing in Tibet. The granddad will touch foreheads, then noses, with the kid. Then they jokingly say "I have given you everything, the only thing left is my tongue." ( or 'eat my tongue.') Like how Americans would say "I've got your nose!" Or "I could eat you up!" To a kid. English is not HHDL's first language and sometimes idioms come out wrong.
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None of your quotes were “suck my tongue”

It’s so common he didn’t know the saying? Aye carumba
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Ok so about the Dalai Lama: it's a grandfather thing in Tibet. The granddad will touch foreheads, then noses, with the kid. Then they jokingly say "I have given you everything, the only thing left is my tongue." ( or 'eat my tongue.') Like how Americans would say "I've got your nose!" Or "I could eat you up!" To a kid. English is not HHDL's first language and sometimes idioms come out wrong.

We don’t really eat noses. Did your uncle eat your nose?


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Ok so about the Dalai Lama: it's a grandfather thing in Tibet. The granddad will touch foreheads, then noses, with the kid. Then they jokingly say "I have given you everything, the only thing left is my tongue." ( or 'eat my tongue.') Like how Americans would say "I've got your nose!" Or "I could eat you up!" To a kid. English is not HHDL's first language and sometimes idioms come out wrong.

Why didn’t his holiness explain it like that? What did he regret?


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So much FOMO that I couldn't make it this year! Can't wait for Keith's stand-up to come out...

Megan Koester sounds.... i mean good on her for living her life on her terms.

But I could hear the irritation from Chemda, regarding "you know there's these things called calendars." Having mental illness is not an excuse or cop-out for not adhering to the responsibilities you signed up for - like being on time for things where people are counting for you. I have ADHD and it is a struggle to stay focused, on-task, and accountable. But I do it because THAT IS WHAT AN ADULT DOES when you would like to stay employed, not to mention not pissing off everyone around you. It's selfish not to.
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Ok so about the Dalai Lama: it's a grandfather thing in Tibet. The granddad will touch foreheads, then noses, with the kid. Then they jokingly say "I have given you everything, the only thing left is my tongue." ( or 'eat my tongue.') Like how Americans would say "I've got your nose!" Or "I could eat you up!" To a kid. English is not HHDL's first language and sometimes idioms come out wrong.

I was dumb enough to let one of my friends convince me to see him when he was doing one of his tours in the US. Huge stadium of people. He spoke for two hours in very clear English. I would venture to say that it should be common sense, especially if you are such a public figure, to not tell a child to suck your tongue. Y’all who support him really need to take a hard look as to why you are justifying his actions so much.


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We don’t really eat noses. Did your uncle eat your nose?


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Uncles do not EAT noses, that would be cannibalism and silly. We just remove them, so your insurance will pay for their nose jobs. You've said on the show X girl got a new nose for her 16th birthday. You are welcome
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