390: Financial Aid

Keith · 11-18-2006, 02:04 AM

"Who's not a priest now? You're welcome!"

jesus · 11-18-2006, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesse The Gypsy Hater

Dear God, help us to know the joy of your presence. In Jesus's name we pray

It brings me joy when the show prays in my name. L'chaim

paul_r · 11-18-2006, 05:29 AM

phone a friend, call spooky he knows everything

Cubby · 11-18-2006, 05:33 AM

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Originally Posted by paul_r

phone a friend, call spooky he knows everything

That has always been my plan...

MTE · 11-18-2006, 08:36 AM

stjoe · 11-18-2006, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MTE

I'm fine. How are you?

AltF4 · 11-18-2006, 10:14 AM

One of my friends' dad has the craziest ideas on how to make money. His latest idea was to find investors from the Emirates, buy an inactive nuclear plant on the philippines and turn it into a children's theme park. He was totally convinced this would make him rich.

MichaelG · 11-18-2006, 10:24 AM

Do not forget to wear a shirt with a collar. You will never get on TV with a sleeveless T. Tell them about the show, and make sure you say you start every show with a prayer, and end with a song. Hand out the press kit, see if that gets you a seat near meridethV

Tell your Dad to bring his Priest collar for "luck"
It is lucky, it was the collar that helped him get laid.

skyelo · 11-18-2006, 10:58 AM

Who does the song at the end of the show? I love it.

ChitownMacTech · 11-18-2006, 11:43 AM

Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller's wife) is not Marcia Brady (blasphemy!)!!

The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) is pagan idol worship!

The real Marcia Brady is Maureen McCormick

and that is who will be appearing on the new Celebrity Fit Club.

The rest of the CFC lineup is here

Oh and P.S.: None of the actresses who played the female Brady children have ever done porn. The other two would be Eve Plumb (Jan Brady)

and Susan Olsen (Cindy Brady)

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MichaelG Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In my chair Posts: 4,566	Do not forget to wear a shirt with a collar. You will never get on TV with a sleeveless T. Tell them about the show, and make sure you say you start every show with a prayer, and end with a song. Hand out the press kit, see if that gets you a seat near meridethV Tell your Dad to bring his Priest collar for "luck" It is lucky, it was the collar that helped him get laid.
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skyelo Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 93	SONG AT THE END Who does the song at the end of the show? I love it.
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ChitownMacTech Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 117	Celebrity Fit Club Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller's wife) is not Marcia Brady (blasphemy!)!! The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) is pagan idol worship! The real Marcia Brady is Maureen McCormick and that is who will be appearing on the new Celebrity Fit Club. The rest of the CFC lineup is here Oh and P.S.: None of the actresses who played the female Brady children have ever done porn. The other two would be Eve Plumb (Jan Brady) and Susan Olsen (Cindy Brady) Last edited by ChitownMacTech; 11-18-2006 at 12:01 PM.
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