Show Notes

• — The Best of The Best: Lucas is the number one intern to ever have interned for Keith and The Girl. It isn't even a competition.
• — Nobody Knew: Keith finally finds Hawaii on his globe
• — Irish Raiders: St. Patrick saved Ireland from snakes and gave the country Christianity, so let's get wasted!
• — Something To Do: Lucas needs something to do so he can distract himself from actually socializing at events
• — I Need You: Lucas dates a girl on the Internet that he never ended up meeting in person
• — Snapping: Lucas gets too stressed in customer service jobs to be able to work anywhere for long
• — Well Enough: Tell people you're doing good, no one wants to hear your bullshit
• — I'm Broke: When a guy says he's broke, he literally has zero dollars
• — Tying The Knot: Religious people only get married quickly because they want to have sex
• — Temptation: Lucas tells his best friend that he has a thing for his girlfriend, then the girlfriend moves in with them
• — They Can See Me: Lucas is attracted to women with depression
• — GTL: It's easier to take care of yourself when you have someone you love to impress
• — It's Talking To Me: Keith has sniffed used underwear and secretly masturbated on a woman's bed, but he's not a pervert
• — I Fucked 'Em: Girls only show you their poetry when they are hitting on you
• — Really High: Lucas smokes weed with his best friend's girlfriend and tells her that she's beautiful
• — Green Dragon: Lucas makes a marijuana tincture that gets him high for 12 hours
• — American Bullshit: Everybody in the top 12 of American Idol sucks at singing
• — More Clothes: If you don't want a guy to be attracted to you, stop walking around the house in your underwear
• — Coming Clean: Lucas finally admits to his best friend that he was into his girl while they were dating
• — It'll Spread: Lucas got depressed to the point that he was yelling at cars and contemplating suicide
• — Medication: Chemda offers to lie to her doctor to get Lucas to take prescription drugs
• — Handjobs: Keith is pretty sure Lucas just needs to get laid
• — Redemption: A kid slams a bully onto the concrete like a WWE Superstar
• — Potty Mouth: Marlee Matlin was super sexy in the Trump Roast, and The Situation is a retard
• — Up To No Good: A student is suspended for having a bag of oregano at school
• — Cop Out: Suspension lets kids off easy and makes the parents bear the weight of the punishment
• — Slapping The Post-Office Man: The bulletproof glass at banks and post-offices is noticeably absent when you aren't in New York City