1020: Count Me In

Show Notes

• — Push Technology: There's not 5 guests, 6 parties and a CD deal
• — Keith's White Album: You will not understand this album if you haven't heard the rest
• — Crazy Myka Fox: If we just stacked up all the stupid things I've said we could create a mountain of which I could jump off and kill myself
• — Inviting Intensity: Are you going to blindside me?! So what is this show about?!
• — Eat Genitals, You Ids: People can't understand anything smarter than chewing goat balls
• — Bravo Kentucky: The best strip clubs, retards and Sunday bars
• — My Buddy Brad: When I got banned again, when Keith was upset at me again, is it a coincidence that I was fucking out of my mind?
• — Please Stop The Hate: Keet. Pause. Keef. Pause. KEITH. Pause. DUDE! Hey...
• — New Hampshire, END IT: We left a strip club with our heads down, no one there had nipples
• — Twenty Dollars: This guy walks up to me with a mask on and starts putting his hand down my pants...
• — Facebook Friends: I guess you forgot about adding your boss, well you're fired
• — Countdown Joe: I'm teaching the first 4 numbers to every retard I meet
• — The Drumstick Fund: This little kid has to know what I'm thinking, one bounce and it'll go into your little hand
• — Peddling Moonshine: Oh you like that one? You got to try the White Lightening!
• — Fetch, Marshmallow Pig: I'm so fat, I'm so heavy, right? I just got divorced, watch me chug this moonshine
• — He Can't Get It Right: I'm looking for Aaron, I've been looking for him a long time
• — Mike's Not Ignorant: I like to show people my branding so that girls will buy me drinks
• — Kyle The Intern: He's all passed out and shitfaced on smoothies
• — Clear Blue Tuesday: Brother Love is in a musical, also he is not gay
• — Mushrooms In The Park: I can't do this anymore because the birds on my pillow are turning into trees
• — Blessing Or Curse: Eight restaurants have closed down because Gordon Ramsay yelled at them
• — Chemda Is Out: It's a little bit of a penis, I just have to tuck my balls in