1089: Disowned

Show Notes

• — Giving Thanks: Turkey is not a forgiving meat. People don't even like it unless it's disguised as a burger.
• — Newsy Is A Bitch: This is what I got to worry about; two homosexuals fighting?
• — Disconnected: Keith Malley you're 35 years old, your parents don't have to keep your bunk beds up
• — The Prodigal Son: I disowned you Bruno! Good-bye! Sure it's your son, you're always gonna love him, but sometimes you gotta throw him in jail.
• — Extracurricular Activities: I used to jerk off into stockings and panties in the girls' locker room, now a girl's baby might be mine!
• — Rage Against The Machine: It sounds good and all the same. I bet you not every member of the band votes.
• — The Late Greats: The director of This Is It speaks on behalf of Michael Jackson, instead of someone that actually matters
• — Oasis: One of the brothers is in the crowd heckling their own brother's singing
• — Growing Too Fast: Last time I was doing The Yay Dance and I pulled my back out. This time I did nothing. I'm 34-years-old.
• — More Troops: Obama sends 30,000 troops to Afghanistan, the war is scheduled in his daily planner to end in three years
• — Stock Photos: We can use any pictures of you for pornography because who the fuck are you?!
• — Going Rogue: 17% of GOP voters will vote for Sarah Palin, none of them are embarrassed
• — Spousal Abuse: Tiger Woods was beat up by his golf-club wielding wife, then he crashed his Escalade into a tree
• — On The Right Track: Nick Hogan crashes another car, but accidents happen!
• — Sexual Networking: More than 3,500 sex fiends have been found in New York on Facebook and MySpace
• — Free Shit: Mininova gets shut down, nerds find other ways steal shit
• — Your Career Is A Failure: Alec Baldwin wants to quit acting, he isn't young anymore, this is news
• — She's Crushed: Where was I in this review?! How'd the jerk-off friend do?!