1121: The Tits

Show Notes

• — 2 AM Subways: I said, I'm going to fight you if you don't stop walking towards me. He didn't stop.
• — Slim Pickings: 68% say Chemda is a music snob. 70% agree Keith hates movies.
• — Bendejo Dragon: Even if you don't believe in psychics, it's something when he tells you you're going to have a shitty year
• — Surviving Marriage: Keith and Chemda have been together 29 years if you count every relationship Keith failed at
• — Miscarriage: My baby is dead inside me and it won't come out. But who needs a crooked baby anyway?
• — Demon Of Yesteryear: My Thank You note won’t contain the fun fact that one of the reasons I’m not married is because their son is a horrific lay
• — Big Love: How does this family with so many wives and kids make it work? They don't.
• — Lest We Forget: Taylor Swift is not the best technical singer, but she is the best emotional singer
• — Your Heartthrobs: Leif Garrett was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. Again.
• — Focus, Focus: Giselle Bundchen says giving birth to her son was completely painless, everyone else says to shut up
• — Your Stalker: Kim Kardashian has a restraining order against The Joker
• — All Star Comedy: When I think comedy, I think Shaquille O'Neal
• — Wolfman's Benecio Del Toro: I have to look at the speakers in the theater to understand what this mumble-mouth is saying
• — That's The Tits: The Cheshire Cat is The Tits? In my day, tits were the Tits.
• — Domestic Violence: If you see your man's Super Bowl team losing, run
• — Jersey Shore In Italy: I hope those jerk offs represent us well overseas
• — All In: A Top Male Model is arrested for offering blow jobs to the cops that arrested him
• — Cause Of Death: Casey Johnson died of diabetes. Brittany Murphy died of multiple drug intoxication.
• — Fast Five: Tooo Fast and Tooo Furious, will I have to watch this fucking shit? Guess.
• — Cop Out: Robin Williams loses a $6,000,000 lawsuit because he had no right to $6,000,000