1428: News of the World

Show Notes

• — Row 14: Keith is seeing Motley Crue tonight
• — Such A Strain: It's impossible to drain pasta and not incinerate yourself without a basket for $19.95
• — Yannis Penis: Yannis Pappas' ancestral last name means 'penis'
• — Nature Vs. Nurture: Yannis' brother is gay, and his mother blames it on his uncle having him wear dresses as a child
• — Cretans: Yannis has rebelled against his Greek heritage by not learning Greek and not opening a diner
• — Melting Pot: Inbreeding is bad, apparently
• — 70/30: Yannis' brother was pulled out with forceps and brain damaged
• — The Wall: Yannis can't feel affection, but rather needs obsession
• — Wheel Of Fate: Ed Flesh, game show set designer, has died
• — Freedom Of The Press: The News Of The World tabloid hacked phones to create news stories and interfered with a murder case. Now it's shutting down, and Rupert Murdoch (its owner) is under fire.
• — Murder Party: A teenager bludgeoned his parents to death and had a party in the house with their bodies immediately after
• — It's Got Legs: Yannis has been selling out shows from the success of his youtube videos