1517: Realty Bites

Show Notes

• — It's A Taco: Batman wears masks when he's alone and Superman has as many fans as birds and planes
• — Violated: Chemda has seen all of the interns exposed in one way or another
• — On The Level: All electronics are made in Chinese sweatshops
• — Pork: 88% of listeners wouldn't have a Talibanian over for dinner despite their friend of a friend status
• — Reboot: The solution to Keith's router woes was too simple for $30
• — We're Adults: Keith ran into Keith Alberstadt and they had a fake invitation conversation
• — Hardcore: Napoleon Dynamite and his Mexican buddy were on camera at a football game and both couldn't care less about taking up prime seats
• — Good Anthony: Brokers and salesmen are weird and lazy
• — Violated: Salesmen frequently contradict or lie to their victims to make them feel stupid
• — Dot Dot Dot: Keith is leaning toward the messy apartment, but dealing with the broker has been textually frustrating
• — Forward-Thinking: Chemda wrote Keith a letter of recommendation for the apartment
• — Compliment: Keith found online reviews of his broker that say she's flaky and probably high
• — Adurrr: Keith tells a recap of Lauren's dad's vision of Jesus
• — Traditional: Chemda's mom is making lunch for everyone, but Keith may not go to keep things as simple as possible
• — The Friend Zone: A listener wrote in asking about how to live with an ex
• — Brasil: The Brazilian Big Brother had a housemate raped on live TV
• — Retard Roundup: Are reality show creators responsible for the behavior of the participants?