2081: How to Win Friends & Influence People

Show Notes

• — Eee Eee!: Brian Baldinger, who can have a conversation in dolphin with Keith, is in studio
• — Our Lives Are Merged, It’s Fucked Up: Brian moved to Los Angeles in March with his girlfriend, the first person he’s ever lived with
• — Stupid Human Trick: David Letterman’s longtime cue-card guy Tony Mendez was fired for physically attacking one of the show’s writers after he (according to Tony) tried to drive a wedge between Tony and Dave
• — Nerds Are Outcasts Again: The MPAA has announced that it has a zero-tolerance policy for Google Glass in movie theaters
• — This Is What A Feminist T-Shirt Maker Looks Like: The female Mauritian factory workers who make $70 feminist shirts are making $1 an hour and living in 16-person dormitories
• — Life Imitates Art: The inventor of Operation sold the game's rights to Hasbro 50 years ago for $500 and has to sell them his original prototype of the game to afford emergency oral surgery
• — Eat Fresh: A Wisconsin teenager robbed 4 Subway restaurants because the Jared Diet didn’t work for him
• — :-): It’s another week, and another week that Keith has to worry about collecting his football winnings. Brian’s brother once ate a whole piece of wasabi for a $100, but his bettor welched on the bet saying it was only a joke. Things are moving nicely between Keith and his new best friend Dan Steelers.
• — The Rape Division: Enough high school football teams have had their seasons cancelled for sexual assault hazing to form their own league