2222: Don't Serve Me

Show Notes

• — You’re Up There With Her Crazy: Kerryn Feehan, one of Myka Fox’s best friends, is in studio
• — I Went To College: Kerryn isn’t sexually attracted to women, but she has still kissed them just like every other woman on earth
• — Honors Student: Melissa Mejia, the graduate who called out her high school for passing her despite her poor performance, wants to attend Marymount Manhattan College, Kerryn’s alma mater. 63% of KATG’s audience feels the same way about Melissa as Keith does.
• — Too-Tan Feehan, Banned From The Stand: Kerryn has quit drinking and relapsed many times. After interrupting an episode of the Legion of Skanks podcast during a belligerent blackout, she went straight and got a tattoo that reads ‘don’t serve me.’ During another blackout (with cocaine), she broke a comedy club’s glasses and called its male booker fat, which is her go-to when she gets wasted. Kerryn also threw a bottle at her then-boyfriend’s face in front of his family during a party she organized for him.
• — Munchies: A new app will tell its users exactly how high they are. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie will enforce federal marijuana laws when he’s president. He also, despite being Catholic, has used birth control.
• — 917-756-8000: Gawker leaked Donald Trump’s personal cell phone number
• — God Bless The USA: hitchBOT, an immobile robot that was developed to study how humans deal with unfamiliar technology by asking to hitchhike with them, was destroyed shortly after starting its journey around the United States
• — He’s Probably Fat: A Minnesota dentist has come under fire for luring Cecil, a beloved lion, out of its Zimbabwe animal sanctuary before killing and beheading it, for which he paid $54,000. Delta Airlines, in response, banned the transport of big game trophies.
• — Theatre Of Pain: Jurors are keeping the death penalty open for The Dark Knight Rises theater shooter James Holmes. Amy Schumer has vowed to make a difference in gun laws following a fatal shooting during a screening of her movie Trainwreck.
• — He’ll Get New Bush, No Doubt: Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are getting divorced
• — Oh, Lordy Lordy: Jackie 'The Joke Man' Martling calls in with some jokes about the death penalty and Judaism
• — It's A Nightmare: Kerryn reflects on a life lived with an unusually-spelled name
• — Parading Her Kill: One time, Myka Fox brought a man she and Kerryn both had a crush on to Kerryn's restaurant for brunch the morning after sleeping with him