2332: The Life of Clark

Show Notes

• — This Is The Big One: Clark Jones, whose hereditary diabetes and dehydration landed him in the hospital last month, is in studio
• — Memory Lane: Clark recently turned 33 and is ready to die
• — Seesaw: Clark explains why he isn’t afraid of President Donald Trump. Carly Fiorina filmed an anti-abortion video with a group of kids on a field trip without getting permission from their parents.
• — AARPretty Stupid: The director of a senior center resigned after making a male bus driver dress up as an old woman for a televised press conference
• — Allergic To The Truth: Hillary Clinton suffered another extended coughing fit during a speech
• — Don’t Go There: The University of Houston has some helpful tips on how professors can avoid being murdered by their concealed carrying students
• — So Help Me God: Clark loves Kanye West’s new album, on which God did 98% of the work
• — The Secret: Clark is great at using Black History Month to get him booked on podcasts
• — I Woke Up Like This: Clark, who is most attracted to women without makeup, constantly finds himself unknowingly falling for lesbians
• — As Far As You Know: Clark discusses his recent pregnancy scares
• — Batman Begins His Community Service: A Times Square Batman was arrested for stealing $50 from a tourist who took a picture with him