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2679: Passion Dust

with Kenny DeForest – Being a mover; Chemda attends town hall meeting; NYC apartment horror stories; how to win the lottery; pornography viewing goes down during Game of Thrones; vagina glitter; cop throws semen on co-worker; sex makes you smarter; UFC fighter poops the mat; woman found to be wearing 27 contact lenses; Trump’s personal attorney threatens man that asked him to retire; pilot asks passengers to pray; modern-day airplane smokers July 25, 2017

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Show Notes

  • — Movin’ And Shakin’: Kenny DeForest, who is a mover who screws people’s beds together tightly if he thinks they fuck hard, is in studio
  • — We Pledge Allegiance: Chemda went to her first political town hall meeting, and she took the stand
  • — Apex Predator: The construction near Chemda’s apartment is unleashing rats into her backyard. Kenny recounts some of his NYC apartment nightmares.
  • — Luck Be A Lady: 19-year old California resident Rosa Dominguez bought 2 scratch-off tickets and won both with winnings totaling $655,555
  • — Just Jerk Off To Game Of Thrones: The release of Game of Thrones created a ripple effect and reduced internet porn viewership by over 5%
  • — Passion Dust: A company called Pretty Woman Inc. is selling a glitter-like product to put in your vagina that releases during sex
  • — Premeditated Sperm Throw: Former NYPD sergeant Michael Iscenko was convicted of throwing semen at a female co-worker
  • — Science!: A study came out showing that having sex makes people smarter
  • — Shit The Mat: UFC fighter Justine Kish shat herself publically during a recent MMA fight
  • — Aren’t They Disposable?: Doctors discovered a total of 27 contact lenses in a 67-year-old woman’s eye
  • — Screengrab Culture: Marc Kasowitz, President Trump’s personal attorney, threatened a stranger in a string of profanity-laden emails after the stranger told him he should retire
  • — I’m An Atheist, What Do I Do?: A pilot flying on an AirAsia X flight asked his passengers to pray for a safe return to the airport after they heard a bang from the engine
  • — You Can’t Take Out A Loan Now: Kenny recounts a story of a modern-day airplane smoker
  • — Separation of Church And State: 32-year-old Arkansian Michael Tate Reed was arrested after he deliberately rammed his car into a monument outside of the Arkansas Capitol Dome with the Ten Commandments on it
  • — Let’s Hit The Credit Union: Elderly Brooklyn couple Phyllis Jackson and Benjie Richmond have been busted by the FBI for committing a string of bank heists

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Kenny DeForest
Kenny DeForest
Mayor Bill de Blasio, just a regular guy who lived in Queens
Mayor Bill de Blasio, just a regular guy who lived in Queens
 Rosa Dominguez
Rosa Dominguez
Passion dust, the vagina glitter
Passion dust, the vagina glitter
NYPD sergeant and sperm-throwing creep Michael Iscenko
NYPD sergeant and sperm-throwing creep Michael Iscenko
The shit on the mat
The shit on the mat
Justine Kish, the mat-shitter
Justine Kish, the mat-shitter
Marc Kasowitz, President Trump’s personal attorney
Marc Kasowitz, President Trump’s personal attorney
The monument before the blow
The monument before the blow
The damage from the blow
The damage from the blow
Michael Tate Reed, the 10 Commandments schizo
Michael Tate Reed, the 10 Commandments schizo
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