What's have you masturbated to that's grosser than Keith to his mom?

[BigJohn]

Originally Posted by firefighter_chick:
"this is just gonna give me a excuse to tell my hottest jerkin story. I was driving a long ways, listening to the Vudululu cd that Chemdas in. There was one song that had a lot of sex noises, and got my hot. so I jerked to the song while driving. it was great. haha!"

That is ultra- disgusting-
Uhmm,don't you care about who you might kill on the road while you are so self-absorbedly touching yourself WHILE DRIVING????
Seriously-at least a guy can get head on the road and keep both hands on the wheel.

And then you go touching everything in public with your germy goo on your hand? Ewwwwwwww
That's as bad as drunk driving! I am gonna puke!
And you must have a dick since you say you are "jerking" and girls don't "jerk" unless they have a dick.

[Roca]

Originally Posted by BigJohn

And then you go touching everything in public with your germy goo on your hand? Ewwwwwwww

Your goo is germy? What's wrong with you?

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by motownguy

Dude, you got Grapist juice everywhere! It's all purple and sticky ... use a sock or a banana peel next time, please.

This is why I LOOOOOOOOOOVE Weeds

[motownguy]

Originally Posted by BigJohn

Originally Posted by firefighter_chick:
"this is just gonna give me a excuse to tell my hottest jerkin story. I was driving a long ways, listening to the Vudululu cd that Chemdas in. There was one song that had a lot of sex noises, and got my hot. so I jerked to the song while driving. it was great. haha!"

That is ultra- disgusting-
Uhmm,don't you care about who you might kill on the road while you are so self-absorbedly touching yourself WHILE DRIVING????
Seriously-at least a guy can get head on the road and keep both hands on the wheel.

And then you go touching everything in public with your germy goo on your hand? Ewwwwwwww
That's as bad as drunk driving! I am gonna puke!
And you must have a dick since you say you are "jerking" and girls don't "jerk" unless they have a dick.

Are you saying you've never given yourself a "roadie" while on a long drive?

[jeffdrafttech]

not possible, adn therefore funny/shocking. It's why we listen

/thread

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Roca

Anyone who admits to jerking off to tranny porn is OK. Be honest, who here would feel comfortable sharing your deepest, darkest fetish, in front of a microphone for thousands of people to critique?

Props to Joe. And Keith. Your mom? Really?

Roca, just say you jerk off to dudes also. You don't need 10,000 threads about it.

FREAK!

Someone's cool for admitting they do a dark thing? Yes, if it matches what you do, homo.

FREAK!

[serial_x]

I've jerked to my 2 sisters, animal porn, simulated rape porn, tranny porn and just after i set a school on fire... just before the sirens got a little too close. (explained in the Worst Things We've Done thread)

[Mikey]

Originally Posted by serial_x

I've jerked to my 2 sisters, animal porn, simulated rape porn, tranny porn and just after i set a school on fire... just before the sirens got a little too close. (explained in the Worst Things We've Done thread)

pics of said sisters plzkthxbye

[serial_x]

Originally Posted by Mikey

pics of said sisters plzkthxbye

Pfft, please... i'm not having you weirdos jerking off over them.

And yes, i'm aware of the irony in that reply.

[Bebe]

Originally Posted by Mikey

pics of said sisters plzkthxbye

fapfapfap

Sisters.jpg