Show Notes

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• — Deserved It: A burglar gets caught from the DNA swab on the carton of orange juice he enjoyed from his victim’s refrigerator
• — My Sanctuary: Nikki Glaser finds a house centipede on her sheets after coming back from tour
• — Can We Wait?: Nikki waited in line for Last Comic Standing, and all she got was a clip of herself crying on national television
• — I Put My Dick In Things: Keith would be the most exciting contestant on a reality show where you have to live in a house
• — The Good and The Bad: Same-sex partners in New York will now lose their benefits and have to get married like everyone else
• — Virgins: You start crossing over to a new level of crazy when you are 25 and still haven’t had sex
• — You Are No Good: How do you live with yourself dating someone who’s terrible at their profession?
• — It Needs Work: Talking to comedians is impossible because they are trying out their bits on you
• — Hey, Shitty McGee!: Possible X-Men candidate Luke Chrisco consumed the energy of over 200 woman, meaning he secretly got shat on for sexual pleasure.
• — Prolapsed Anus - The Final Chapter: A woman refuses treatment on her six-inch prolapsed anus because she uses it to stimulate herself as a dildo
• — Baz: Sebastian Bach has been court ordered to get a rabies test because he bit someone like a dog would
• — Fastball: Charlie Sheen admits he was doing steroids during the filming of Major League and that his haircut was terrible
• — You Had To Be There: The Humpty Dance guy gets too high to perform on Nikki’s podcast
• — Craigslist: Nikki writes a missed connection for a guy she ran over, finds him, and goes on radio with him to tell their story
• — Breaking and Bumping: Nikki saw Keith on the train, where they both observed a poor performance from break-dancers