Show Notes

• — Rolling Rs: Rojo Perez and Doug Smith, both of whom's names Keith pronounced correctly, are in studio
• — Hey Buddy, That’s A Lady: Doug, who’d never been in a fight before, got slashed in the face while defending a woman who was being physically and sexually assaulted in the subway. Rojo got punched while playing basketball and realized fighting wasn’t for him.
• — That’s A Low Number: 18% of KATG’s audience is constantly late
• — Mandy PI: Keith and Chemda further discuss Mandy Stadtmiller’s subtweet regarding Keith
• — Belgium Awful: ISIS has claimed responsibility for 2 terror attacks in Brussels, Belgium that killed dozens of people. Luckily, our current presidential candidates know exactly how to take care of business.
• — Question Everything: Chemda explains why she didn’t get her tattoo yet and why it’s going to be another 2 months before she does
• — Oh, This Story’s Great: Former Toronto mayor and avid crack cocaine fan Rob Ford is dead at 46
• — Hulkamillions: After he won $115,000,000 in his suit against Gawker, a judge awarded Hulk Hogan an additional $25,000,000 in punitive damages
• — Call The Pussy Police: A cat in New Zealand has stolen 11 pairs of men’s underwear and 50 socks
• — Father Of The Year: A man in New York is facing 250 years in prison after pretending to be his daughter’s boyfriend over text and persuading her to send him nude pictures
• — Extra Sex Dust, Please: Gwyneth Paltrow posted a recipe for a smoothie she drinks every day, which costs $200
• — RRS Boaty McBoatface: The British government probably regrets letting the Internet decide what to call its new research ship