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3988: Psychic Witch w/ Robert Alvarez and JessNYC

We’re celebrating Robert Alvarez! Oh, don’t worry; he’s very much alive! (As of press time.) We’re just going to spend this week revisiting one of KATG’s greatest guests. Robert has appeared with his mystical how-ya-doin’s since 2007, and we’re gonna look back and check on his work. The beginning of these episodes will have a fresh introduction, and these shows will now end with a track from whatever stand-up album Keith performed that year. With audio remastered while in all its original glory, this call-in episode is the day Keith and Chemda, along with KATG intern JessNYC, met the best in the business. July 31, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Keith and Roland, two broken-hearted bros
  • — Remembering Mr. Abel
  • — Introducing Robert Alvarez and his spirit guide/Robert’s childhood
  • — Keith on burps, ear equalization, and blowing bubbles
  • — Don Imus’s 2007 “nappy-headed hoes” comment
  • — Listener call-ins: Depression, dead bodies, ghosts, the factual accuracy of The Sixth Sense, and love & sexual expression
  • — Robert on Keith getting back his stolen book drafts from John Petrie: “Without a doubt,” and, “That’s a definite”
  • — Dating Keith and the star signs who complicated their own lives
  • — Caller moves long distance to be with his girlfriend who then never talks to him again (!!!)
  • — Astral travel and the future of robots
  • — Chemda, Robert, and Robert’s psychic guide ruminate on if Chemda was raped by her babysitter
  • — Feedback psychic questions
  • — JessNYC’s reading

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Roland/44/Portland, OR/Creative Director
Roland/44/Portland, OR/Creative Director
Robert Alvarez with JessNYC
Robert Alvarez with JessNYC
Awwwww
Awwwww



3987: Brand New Day: Just Desserts (Keith’s Lemonade Stand)

It’s now officially been 6 months since Keith last saw his ex-girlfriend, but this got him through a rough day: “To reconnect to the person who hurt you is disrespectful to the version of you who suffered.” Enjoy. July 30, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Masters of the Universe reviewed
  • — It’s been exactly 6 months since Keith last saw his ex-girlfriend
  • — 72 Hours reviewed
  • — Listener email
  • — Work and Keith’s love of desserts
  • — Keith’s dad STILL tries to claim there’s billions in gold for Keith to get excited about
  • — Bill Maher and The Mark Twain Prize for American Humor
  • — The White House Correspondents' Dinner and Lindsey Graham’s funeral
  • — The Beautiful Game: Spain and Trump win the 2026 World Cup
  • — The unappreciated $100,000 Charlie Kirk statue

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Album art by Matthew E. Bray
Album art by Matthew E. Bray
Keith's collection
Keith's collection
Just sayin
Just sayin
The Greatest: Psychic Witch Robert Alvarez
The Greatest: Psychic Witch Robert Alvarez

The award-winning picture
The award-winning picture
Trump when the previous picture won a major award (real)
Trump when the previous picture won a major award (real)
Spain and Trump win the World Cup!
Spain and Trump win the World Cup!



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