1021: Brillo Pad Lovin'

Show Notes

• — Free For All: Anything for a buck! If you cared about your fans you would come perform in our homes.
• — Date Some Brolo: Brother Love is the dude from Momento, he has ADD-DDDDD
• — Joker Smile: Myka is doing it in front of a computer cam, so the only response she has is Keith being an asshole
• — An Ovary Thing: The first time I was at a strip club I cried because a guy was trying to shove a dollar bill up a girl's ass
• — Your Fans: This guy just made up a scenario and now he's mad at me, nothing happened yet!
• — Who You Typin'?: We need an asshole alert, I've been typing to no one for 5 minutes
• — Commodore 69: There's blocks pixelated of a dick you have to jerk off in computer class
• — The Heart Wants What It Wants: Can we move to another table because the child bouncing on his father's lap is exciting me
• — The Exorcism Of A Jew: You're poking my uterus! I'm saving this piece right here for you!
• — Gradient Underwear: The only thing smarter than brown underwear, is if it started yellow in the front and became brown in the back
• — Ask Upstate NY: What cures a broken heart? Booze, a lot of booze...
• — Cock Scrub: You ever jerk off so much you tear your dick apart? No?
• — 7-Year Itch: It happens to every couple, you start to hate the way they chew, then every meal you want to kill them
• — Extra Cheese: I've jerked off in the bathroom at every job I've ever had
• — Flesh Gordon: You know what I haven't spoken about in a while Ladies and Gentleman? Plastic cock.
• — Wackos: When she fucks herself it's 8-10 hours and she's breaking her spine