Show Notes

• Customers Of Size: It was a show about troubled passengers on airlines, and they had code names for fat fucks
• Oops Your Luggage Is Gone: You hold the door open for world forever; you're never gonna get inside.
• Heart Lust: The Hasidic Jews can't help it, he's going to rape this woman for sitting next to her
• Dumped, Detained and Deported: I'm a fucking ukulele player! How did I become Public Enemy #1?!
• Post-Imprisonment Pressure: If I had my dick in your asshole, Benjamin, I assume that asshole is still open for me, and that's not too much to say.
• Maxim Failed: Gee, why isn't this article getting me chicks? Cause a gay guy wrote it, you fucking idiot!