1117: Sign Here

Show Notes

• — Catcher in the Rye: I wasn't depressed enough to understand it at the time, but it made other people kill
• — No, It's Good For You: What do you do when the government has cameras in your computer? I just try not to eat high fructose corn syrup.
• — Poltergeist: Zelda Rubinstein died at 117 years old, she put a spell on herself to make herself live longer
• — Facebook Journalism: Mark Sanchez was spotted in Alabama, he saw a doctor, he met Her and Kings County, and he smoked a cigarette. News at 11.
• — The Gays: Atlanta is the gayest place on Earth, you can be The Gay there and not just gay
• — Pedo Loops: If you get caught in a loop of child porn, throw your computer out the window, Pete Townshend
• — Boom Boom Dynamite: You stole 2000 and Late and now that can't be Keith and Chemda's love song anymore
• — The Rape Clause: The Pants-on-the-Ground-Guy signs away his song rights and his soul to American Idol
• — Felicity's Fab Do: They blamed the writers and not the idiot viewers who couldn't deal with a haircut
• — Mad Max Sequel: The film is set after Master Blaster dies, he is African-American and not friendly
• — Business On The Shore: I sure hope no one cuts their spikes during this stand-off
• — Earth Song: Michael Jackson's kids take the stage at the Grammys just like he would have wanted
• — Your Bucket List: Dennis Hopper divorces his wife from his death bed so he won't have to pay her
• — Sad Feet: Brittany Murphy's husband is suing Warner Brothers because being fired from Happy Feet is what killed her
• — 10-Year Minimum: Cameron Douglss pleads guilty to drug distribution and possession
• — Wrestlers Wrastle: Jericho and Greg Helms were under the influence of an alcoholic beverage and perchance had a debacle
• — Tool Academy 3: Girl tools, Guy tools, Married tools, and Homosexual tools!
• — Sainthood: John Paul II used to perform self-flagellation and he would beat himself in the face
• — The Langoliers: Maximum Overdrive was the correct shitty movie
• — Ladies With Mustaches: There's another pregnant pretend dude
• — Gary Coleman Has Fans?: A fan of Gary Coleman bails him out of jail after seeing his sad mugshot