1118: Who Farted?

Show Notes

• — Two Time KATGuh Winner: It's a comedy show, the joke is we give you shit lying around
• — The New Gay Bushes: The best way to get over someone is by sleeping around a lot
• — Man Crunching: CBS found the gay commercial offensive even after ManCrunch paid 2.8 million dollars
• — Chat Roulette: It's chat windows popping up of high teenagers, sock puppets, Asian guys, penises
• — Person of Interest: Human remains were found in a Florida home suspected to be that of lottery winner Abraham Shakespeare
• — Unemploymeed: He ripped a woman's lungs and heart out because her agency wouldn't hire him
• — Let's Make A Deal: Chemda comes in first place in a poker tournament
• — Just A Sneeze, Buddy: Jessica Simpson was in a meeting, she farted. Jessica!!!
• — Your Good Book: I am reading my book and I hope I wrote what I wrote. And I did!
• — Counter Interpretations: You are a gentlemen and a scholar, but it really means you're an asshole and a prick
• — Meaningless: All these literal crackheads aren't so deep, but somewhere in this is poetry
• — 14-Inch Dicks: I just jerked off to the Adam and Eve brochures because there were sexy pictures
• — Your Autograph: Mark Sanchez is a douche bag. Everyone won't leave me alone!!!
• — State of the Union: It's like watching a horrible sitcom with a terrible laugh track
• — Flarp: It was like I went to doctor class and I learned how an asshole works