Show Notes

• 31-17: The Saints win, haha Jeremy! I taunted him, he seemed upset, O didn't care.
• Insincere Fucks: You're not a team player just because you let David Letterman shit on you, Jay Leno
• The Who Is Old: Pete Townshend didn't touch any kids so it was exciting for me
• Say No, Megan Fox: What would happen if I sent a picture of my super hot bod in this tub? Gay dudes would slap fight each other.
• Punch Buggy: You see a car and you punch somebody? Of course there's a war going on.
• Free Grand Slam: All the bacon and eggs you want for free you just have to wait 8 hours for it
• Regulation Balls: The Kickers would take their footballs home and microwave them to cheat
• She's Crushed: Watch it in a group. Don't watch it by yourself and study it.
• All Rights Reserved: Strike 1) You didn't actually send the stand-up file 2) When you did send it, there was nothing on the file
• Man's Last Stand: I'll watch the shows you like, get you toilet paper, but ME? I get a Dodge. Vrooooom.
• Saints Mania: Judge postpones asbestos case because Super Bowl fans will be distracted by Super Bowl Fever
• Gasoline and Gun Powder: Man makes homemade rocket, which explodes and burns 20% of his body
• Only In New Jersey!: Someone said prostituted instead of prosecuted
• Dear KATG: I was slightly traumatized and didn't get my dick sucked, but I had a nice laugh with my mom
• Valentine's Day: It's just girlie monologue after monologue about why relationships suck