Show Notes

• March 7, 2005: KATG turn 5 years young
• What Do We Do Now?: This is the funniest book I've ever read, and I've read the bible!
• The 76-Hour MVP: Kyle was here the whole weekend. Did he shower at all? 'Cause it smelled like balls up here.
• The Ruby Dragon: I bet I can guess your dragon name since I'm a Silver Dragon
• We Shat On DJ Quad: I asked, is it true that DJ Quad sabotaged my website? And the Platinum Dragon said, Yes.
• Peyton vs. Keith: Any time Peyton gets drunk he believes that I had him on the show to pick on him
• Bummer: Before the weekend Jeremy declares he already has nothing to do. Well, you have the internet, Adult. Find something.
• Shutter Island: I guessed the ending, I bet Leonardo DiCaprio is a crazy person and it's all in his head, and I was right
• Brooklyn's Finest: The movie is a slap in the face to real cops, I want to see a movie about cops at Dunkin' Donuts
• Oscar Sweeps: The Hurt Locker, I guess people like it, I was really bored
• Pull Back City: Sandra Bullock wins because she is in a movie that helps black people
• Harlem's Chuck E. Cheese: A certain race loves shooting the fuck out of arcades
• Schmear Campaign: Smoked salmon is no longer Kosher, but Jews need their lox, so oh well
• Roasting Comedians: These comedians take everything to heart
• Respect Horrors: Keith didn't win an Oscar for She's Crushed? It's not eligible until 2011, relax.
• Blue Balls: It can cause such a hormone imbalance that it can make you delirious