Show Notes

• Spring Cleaning: It's been over a week and we still haven't finished cleaning after the 76-Hour Marathon
• Something Rotten: Beer makes such a disgusting mold, that's what's making you dizzy when you drink
• Fruit Truck: If someone could just chop me fruit everyday, I'd know I made it
• Animals In Your House: Someone cracked a cup and put it back! The betrayal! I could be dead!
• Fix Your Life: My wife wears pajamas from the don't-fuck-me aisle at Target, now I say how I feel and get laid
• Radio Tour: Everybody wants to know how to talk to crying girls? Oh right, we told them to ask that...
• Snubbed: Farrah Fawcett was not honored at the Oscars, husband Ryan O'Neal demands satisfaction
• The Brat Pack: Let's all clap and not hire you
• Corey On Corey: People need to stop saying it's a drug overdose since nobody knows. Could have been anything.
• Bitch House On The Prairie: Remember the candy store bitches? That bitch wife and that bitch daughter. The husband was always apologizing for a house of bitches.
• Snowball War: If there's one snowball thrown then a cop should shoot everyone in town
• Turn Off Your Phone: A man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to turn off her cellphone during Shutter Island
• Everything 3-D: We don't need everything in 3-D, we want it to be special
• 3 Million Dollars: Some Hispanic was being made fun of for having an ugly stomach so he was awarded $3,000,000
• Civil Suit: Richard Belzer put his hands on some lady's shoulders and she lost her shit
• Fish Face, Skanky Cake: One of these E-Trade babies is making fun of milkaholic Lindsay Lohan
• Tainted Teats: Some Chef is allowing customers to eat cheese made from his wife's breast milk