Show Notes

• The Lord's Language: You have no idea what you're saying but God knows, and The Devil can't hack your prayers
• Buuuh Aduuuuh: I need to acknowledge that you live in this crazy shit world 'cause we're both getting the paper?
• Wasn't Me: A man jumped out of a window during a fire at a transsexual brothel
• The Majority: Walmart announces that all black people should leave the store over the loud speaker
• Chemda's First Apology: Casey apologizes for having dumb, unfunny stand-up
• Does Not Compute: Spooky hates fat jokes and loves Sarah Palin, that sensitive man
• Pretty Good, Hitler: Keith wrote a bad check and gave it to your daughter or Keith raped your daughter in the ass, which Keith do you prefer?
• Your Crevasses: A 600 pound marshmallow pig goes into the ER with an abscess caused by a tuna sandwich
• Sexting The Tiger: I know I have the ability to make you sore, I will then attempt to wear you out ass to mouth
• 80/20: Jesse James is too sleazy for Sandra Bullock so he has an affair with Michelle Bombshell McGee
• Sell-Outs: Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are pretending to be a couple to sell their shitty movie
• Sportsmanship: There's no word for something that's not a sport but still has winners, surely the word 'game' would not suffice