Show Notes

• Sacri-Political: A Top Chef contestant uses the congress building to squeeze orange juice
• Real Housewives Of New York: Rich clickity-clack bitches fight just to entertain each other
• Newsy's Surgery: Chemda picks Newsy up from his surgery and is mysteriously escorted to another small black man named Charles
• No H8, Hot D8: Ben Lerman parodies the No H8 campaign to support his favorite cause: himself
• Is Your Relationship Good?: 74% say yes, 26% say no. Fans weasel out of answering properly.
• The Marriage Clause: The book kept getting pushed back, pushing Keith and Chemda's divorce back as well
• There's Hope, Maybe: A 21-year-old fan has never been kissed, so when girls turn him down, he will now ask them why
• More Cake: Ben Lerman is rejected by the members of a chubby chaser site because he isn't plump enough
• Royalties: American Idol's band sues the producers for breach of contract
• The World Cup Of Rugby: Keith goes to an international Rugby Championships at the Red Bull Arena
• The Kids Are Alright: More violence at Chuck E. Cheese, a woman attacks someone else's children
• The Hambledown Dream: Dean Mayes sends Keith his book after several failed attempts