Show Notes

• Your Lion Suit: Louis Katz wrote for Johnny Carson when he was 9 years old
• Judge Joe Brown: Louis's roommate's friend ruins his laptop and refuses to pay for it
• Adrenaline: Keith take his new girlfriend to visit The Parents, no big deal
• Long Distance: Louis had a girlfriend in Brazil for six years who cheated on him with another American
• Swimmer's Ear: Keith's new doctor fixed his ear by sucking the shit out and not putting more shit in
• Tony Robbins: If you do something to better your life everyday your life will be great. No shit!
• Mad Mel Continues: Mel calms down a bit and calls Oksana a spoiled ordinary cunt
• The Price Is Not Right: Bob Barker thinks Drew Carey sucks the life out of the game show
• Jersey Shore 2: The cast rings the bell at the New York Stock Exchange
• Felony: A 12-year-old girl calls 9-1-1 as her mom is driving drunk in the car
• Bitch-Slapped: Louis gets into a fight with a comedian who left crazy voicemails on his phone
• Big Talking Pussies: 42% of men have not been in a physical fight, and New Yorkers talk big but fight little
• Unemployment: A woman applies for a job then decides to rob the store
• Your Resume: People make grammar mistakes that really change the meaning of their skills
• Your Friend's An Asshole: Louis gets beat up by a bunch of fat girls at a bar