1236: Be Nice

Show Notes

• — Worth Every Penny: Everyone in The Expendables has a speech impediment
• — 6 Degrees Of Robbing: Victor's friend gets robbed in their own building
• — The Rape Trap: Predators trap women in between the two main doors of their building entrance
• — Albino For Sale: A Kenyan man gets arrested for selling albinos for 400 million Tanzanian shillings
• — Doctor Cunt: A Black woman calls into Dr. Laura because her White husband ignores racist comments, Dr. Laura drops the N-bomb. 11 times.
• — Death Threats: No one wants Wyclef Jean to run for president in Haiti
• — Whistleblowers: A fan writes in saying that the company he works for is hosting accounts with fake social security numbers
• — Ghetto Fights 6: Extreme ghetto fights from the hood on pay-per-view
• — Parody: Jerry O'Connell will be playing Joe Francis but can't outright say he is portraying him
• — Celebrity Apprentice: Blagojevich is found guilty of lying to the government, but not of selling seats in the senate
• — Way To Be, Steven: Steven Tyler is going to be a judge on American Idol, blasphemy!
• — Asshole Rights: A brainy beauty is going after Google in order to find a cyber-bully on youtube
• — Hardcore: The Craigslist Killer has commit suicide by stabbing himself with a homemade scalpel
• — Make The Meatballs: Police arrest a mobster after he went home to his mom's house for dinner
• — What To Do With Your Baby: A Florida mom gets arrested after posting a picture of her baby smoking a bong on Facebook
• — Soft Shell Stick Up: A pregnant drunk woman tries to hold up a Taco John's with a hammer
• — Distractions: French police are looking for 2 sexy thieves who flashed a guy at an ATM and robbed him
• — Weird But True: A contractor hired to make a sign that read ‘school’ spelled it ‘shcool'. WEIRD!!!
• — Work The Crowd: A fan takes Keith's advice and tells a comedian, Hey, I didn't write nothin' either. The comedian then left the stage and the club