I knew how I felt. I knew that I've never felt this way about anything.
Show Notes
• Nigerian Scam Special: Western Union ads in Europe are(n't) on your side
• A Nice Surprise: Keith got random change that says KATG.com on it and sees someone wearing a KATG tote bag
• Male Grooming: A fan is unsure about men using girlie hair products
• Poison Free Poison Juice: Diet Soda is linked to premature delivery in pregnancy; Chemda struggles with her addiction
• Double Time: Fans suggest watching movies with the speed on 2x, but Keith isn't a girl and needs to get more than the gist
• Getting By: Comedians apologize for their stand-up to Chemda when they are off their game... or when they didn't try so hard
• Diane Is On Mushrooms: Keith pretends to be the Mushroom God on the phone with Diane whilst she is tripping
• Keith Is Not Homophobic: Keith doesn't like flamboyant men, be them gay or straight
• Good Will: A Goodwill worker sorting through clothing gets stabbed with a heroin needle and may have HIV
• Take Me With You, Optimus!: A Japanese man burns down his family's house after his mom throws away his figurines
• Grenades And Dynamite: Cat calls in and gives the 4-1-1 on Keith, herself, and her family
• Robot Singers: The singers on X Factor are auto-tuned to sound better and worse
• Are They Jerking Off?: Chilean miners will be trapped underground till the end of the year
• Charge Your Phone: Cat waits until her phone goes down to 1% battery life, then charges it
• Virtual Dates: Keith gets spiffy and puts on cologne for his virtual dates with Cat
• T-ing Up: A golfer misses his Pro-Am and is disqualified because his cell phone alarm did not wake him
• A - B - C ... F: Heidi didn't know her husband was filming her having sex, but she wouldn't put it passed him - this rascal
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