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Show Notes

• — I Sat In Vomit Twice: Keith has a plethora of excuses as to why he can't work or attend Micah's Birthday
• — Nurse Chemda: Keith's waiter friend Charlie makes Chemda pose as a nurse to get out of work
• — Dinner and A Movie: Micah celebrates a one year anniversary with his girl, Lindsey Gentile
• — Bell's Palsy: Micah oversteps boundaries when drunk and hurts his friend Kelly's feelings about her droopy face
• — Bean Dip Scapegoat: Micah puts the same friend on blast and makes everyone at a party beleive she farted
• — Anonymous: 14% of people lie on anonymous polls and Mickey Mouse would make an alright President
• — Keith Is Homophobic: Micah thinks Keith his homophobic even though they practically made out
• — Shady Mosque Dealings: Issues with finances push back the building of the Ground Zero mosque
• — Airbrushed: The new Rolling Stone cover is a Photoshop disaster and airbrushing is ruining society's image of beauty
• — The War Is Over?: Obama declares the war over but we all know it's not true
• — Barnes & Nobles: Book stores are closing because everyone sits in the stores and reads the books instead of actually buying them
• — Build-A-Gimmick: Borders book stores are adding Build-A-Bear workshops to their stores in an attempt to stay afloat
• — Where No Bard Has Gone Before: Shakespeare has been translated into Klingon
• — Bed Bug Fever: Scientists gave bed bugs HIV and they are left unaffected. There is no hope.
• — God Almighty: Micah goes on a ghost tour and won't step into the spirit's circle of negativity
• — Shrimp Cocktail: New York City tap water has tiny shrimp inside of it that make it taste delicious
• — Ransom: A Michigan man is demanding $150 dollars from his neighbor after finding his dog
• — Shut Up and Blow Me!: 76% of Americans have no problem separating Mel Gibson the actor from Mel Gibson the asshole and will still go see his movies
• — Snooki's Suitor: Jeff Miranda proposes to Snooki via magazine cover and she turns him down via Twitter
• — Keeping Up With The Kardashians: A show about absolutely nothing somehow gets a spinoff and Micah can't believe it even existed in the first place