1311: 3rd Annual KATGuh Awards

Show Notes

• — Surfing: People are on the Internet more and more, with a 121% increase of Internet use in the last 5 years
• — Resolutions: Keith's New Year's resolution is to have more intercourse, other people are quitting cigarettes
• — Suing: Newport handed out free cigarettes in black neighborhoods during the 1950s and '60s. Yeah it's illegal, but they don't care. They got them addicted and now they have customers for life.
• — No Redemption: Michael Vick is considering getting a dog as a pet.
• — So Long: Larry King does his last show. We all sigh with relief.
• — Making A Scene: Keith will do whatever it takes to get a pat down from TSA agents during his vacation
• — It's Time: Ladies and Gentleman, The 2010 Keith and The Girl Award Nominees...
• — Best New Guest: Costaki Economopoulos, John F. O'Donnell, Mark Douglas, Mike Lawrence, Ophira Eisenberg, Stuckey and Murray, Suzy McCoppin, Tom McCaffrey, Tom Shillue, Trey Galyon
• — Worst New Guest: Adrienne Iapalucci, Dan Hirshon, Danny Lobell, Henry Phillips, John F. O'Donnell, Marina Franklin, Mike Birch, Mike Lawrence, Moody McCarthy, Tom McCaffrey
• — Most Ridiculous Moment: Burt Shits Himself by Newsy, Danny Lobell's Life Coach Chester, Kyle and Newsy Get Robbed, Marina Franklin Isn't Pleased
• — Best KATGtv: Man vs. Machine, Little Baby Faggot, Cactus Joe, Sliding Down, A Few Goat Men, Comic Con (Fuck Yeah! Suck Yeah!)
• — Most Touching Moment: Chemda Visits Her Family, Dan Mahoney's Cancer, Greg Giraldo's Death by Jesse Joyce, Kyle and His Girlfriend break up
• — Most Shocking Moment: The N-Words by Keith Malley, Keith and Chemda Break Up, Myq and Myka Are still Together, Keith Reveals Cat
• — Best Impression: Charlie Sheen by Keith Malley, Cyndi Lauper by Chemda, King Arthur by Keith Malley, Weatherman Jim Kosek by Micah Sherman and Keith Malley
• — Best Live Musical Performance: Bop 25 by Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman, Mimosas in the Rain by Stuckey & Murray, Paprazzi Parodies by Ben Lerman, Less Money Mo Problems by Tom McCaffrey aka TMC, Book Drive for Hope by Kyle Thompson
• — That's It: KATG will return on January 4th with a 30-hour marathon