Show Notes

• Stress: Keith got sick with whatever Chemda had and didn't have anyone with healing hands around
• Yay: Keith got the apartment after thinking his broker needed more paperwork
• Unread Messages: Realtors and brokers don't close sales quickly even though it'd make them way more money
• Re-gift: Keith is having a new housewarming party and expects new gifts
• Too Happy: The Giants are going back to the Superbowl, and Adam Brown made good money betting on them and his bookie dropped him
• Proficiency: Jesse can speak any language by repeating one syllable
• Beautiful: Keith made a bet and won a sandwich of his own design on the menu at a South Carolina restaurant, and it ended up being a hit
• Vagina Only: A male porn star insured his penis for $1 million
• Weird: A priest was caught with his pants down at an adult bookstore in Baltimore
• So Nice: Jesse went with his wife to a porn store and met a very chatty salesman
• Distinct Looking: Jesse saw War Horse and justifies it with his $10 Sabertooth Tiger rule
• Pepper Spray: Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close is determined to make you cry
• One-Noted: Keith thinks The Help should win Best Picture of Forever
• Inspirational: The State of the Union address came on last night and no one cared
• Action/Adventure: The Navy SEAL team that took out Bin Laden went to Somalia and saved two people from pirates
• Cognac: Vancouver has a new $100 hot dog, beating New York's $69 footlong