1532: Is It Semen?

Show Notes

• — Oops: Drinks at Wicked come in a sippy cup and Keith and Chemda are very pleased with Chemda's
• — Lunch And English: Rojo Perez was born in NYC, but he and his family moved to Puerto Rico when he was 9 and stayed until he was 17
• — Unfortunate: Rojo was a fat kid who couldn't pronounce his own name
• — Family: Now he lives with his ex-aunt and Keith thinks it must be awkward for the uncle
• — Rock Bottom: Shane Mauss is an alcoholic but his life is awesome, and Rojo has seen proof of his drinking prowess firsthand
• — Towed: Telling your parents about any problem is a good way to get nagged to death
• — Batshit: Gary Busey has filed for bankruptcy after accumulating too many lawsuits
• — Hee Haw: NBC has yanked an episode of Fear Factor where twins compete for $50,000 and drink donkey semen
• — Flavor Enhancer: Oklahoma is working on a bill to ban aborted fetuses in food
• — Believe Me: Sherri Shepherd claims to have had a lot of abortions and thinks it makes her worth listening to
• — Kielbasa: A Canadian anchorwoman accidentally said pick a dick on air multiple times
• — Sisterhood: Listener Laura wrote in about how inspired she was by Laura Bridget Regan's abusive relationship story
• — Men Are Pigs: Two Wisconsin sisters have been charged with sexually assaulting a man with pliers and forcing him to drink urine
• — Piece Of Shit: Greg Kelly's rape accuser sent him steamy texts after the supposed rape, so all charges have been dropped
• — Kickstarter: A Montana man was in a high speed police chase over nothing because he always wanted to do it, and all he got was a $1,000 fine
• — Shit A Brick: Keith hasn't started writing his standup and is starting to have dreams about not having anything written the night of the show