1543: Play by the Rules

Show Notes

• — Topsy Turvy: It's normal for women to propose to men on Leap Day, but being born on Leap Day means you have the worst birthday ever
• — Now You Know: 80% of listeners think there should be a douchebag option on the phone, 10% of listeners have a Harvard degree like Tyra Banks yay, and 49% of listeners think Keith will win $20 from his bet with Victor and Myka
• — Aim High: Tim Dimond and other comics wanted to participate in the stand-up contest, but they don't want to lose to an amateur
• — Of Course: Scientific research at Cornell has proved that democracy leads to mediocre leadership and policies because incompetent people are bad at judging incompetence
• — Winner: Myka Fox won $10 from Keith because she sent in a stand-up submission, but Victor messed up his submission and owes Keith $10. Right?
• — Cottage Cheese: Keith doesn't like when the contestants sound like they're reading
• — Proofreader: Victor calls in and protests Keith's ruling on their bet
• — Disconcerting: A listener wrote in with advice on getting a green card for Cat
• — Stripper Stories: Cat's friends were shocked by Keith on the show before they knew she was seeing him
• — Cha-Ching: Wedding registries are inferior to cold hard cash
• — Tradition: Cat was happy to pick out her own ring, she is comfortable with Keith inviting people to the engagement party by text message, and Keith's dad would love to marry the couple
• — Not No More: Cat won a super secret KATGuh award courtesy of Josh Latta for Best Girlfriend of the Year
• — Retards In A House: Snooki is 3 months pregnant and 2 months away from a miscarriage, and Keith blames the producers of Jersey Shore