1678: Off the Boat

Show Notes

• — Today's show brought to you by MyTreat
• — Quite The Secret: Keith is disappointed that insects don't feel pain
• — Well I Ate It: Keith made shrimp scampi that made Cat throw up on the first bite
• — Liar And Bitch: Keith and Myka sorted out their feelings through text
• — Ridiculous Prices: The ticket system for the Rolling Stones concert won't let Keith spend his hundreds of dollars, so he's looking for music elsewhere
• — Steal His Drugs: Danny Hatch is secretly a hard motherfucker
• — Fuck The Poor: A listener thought KATG was pro-KKK due to title wordplay
• — Complete Denial: 71% of listeners think JFOD is crazier than Mike Recine, and they are wrong
• — Say Hi To Spooky: Brother Love calls in from Pensacola to tell his latest run in with the law regarding weed
• — Dog Breath Toothpaste: Research shows that dogs' mouths have plenty of bacteria
• — Would You Rather: An Ohio cop was suspended for dunking his head in urine over a $450 bet
• — Wouldn't That Be Fun: A man in Brazil showed up at his own wake after being declared dead
• — Underpants: Airports are replacing full-body scanners with potentially healthier alternatives