1703: General Hospital

Show Notes

• — Keepin' It Real: Every doctor Keith has seen says his liver abscess isn't the result of alcohol abuse, but Chemda is unconvinced
• — Thanks, Obama: The forecast for paying Keith's hospital bill isn't looking too bad
• — I'm a Pussy, I Know: Keith had a hard time trying to wrangle answers out of the doctors and nurses about his upcoming procedures at the hospital
• — Before or After: The hospital food Keith got served was both unhealthy and disgusting
• — Try the Out of Focus Filter: Instagram now has the right to sell its users horrible washed-out pictures of organic waffles without notifying them
• — Naughty Naughty: Some Australian DJs tricked a nurse, who later killed herself, to connect them to another nurse who gave out Princess Kate Middleton's sensitive hospital information over the phone. (Kate had a bout of morning sickness and was a little dehydrated, but she's sleeping soundly now.)
• — I'd Rather Not Say: Keith got an HIV test and implied to the doctor that his home is affected by domestic violence
• — This Week in Film: Keith watched The Expendables 2, Battleship, and Men in Black 3, but he won't see Lincoln because it sounds boring