1821: The Crush

Show Notes

• — Super Hanger: Giulia Rozzi, who just appeared on Myq Kaplan's Super Hang show with Keith, is in studio
• — Emmy Did It: Chemda accidentally deflated Giulia's bubble about her now-defunct Catdashian project; in other cat news, cats are bitches and Keith's dog is the best
• — Crushed: Keith is convinced that the popular free mobile phone game Candy Crush Saga is a scam because of its in-app purchases
• — Manners Go Out The Window: The gang swaps horror stories of riding the train with loud and inconsiderate passengers
• — Yes, Hello, I Would Like To Masturbate, Please: By the end of the year, Internet users in England will have to call and request access to porn from their Internet providers
• — Freezing Phalanges: Giulia talks about her divorce and the signs that cold feet might be more than just cold feet
• — Fifty Shades Freed: Emergency response teams have been called multiple times in England to help lovers out of handcuffs as a result of 50 Shades of Grey
• — Gush: Giulia met Bret Michaels when she was 23 and made a fool of herself before making out with Bret's cousin
• — Fallen Angel: Despite being a huge fan of Bret Michaels and Poison, Giulia has never purchased a Bret Michaels solo album
• — Congrats!: Kanye has claimed that the 2nd verse from his song New Slaves is the best rap verse of all time
• — Set Religion On Fire: Religion is still terrible
• — Missing The Rape For The Premarital Sex: A Norwegian woman was raped in Dubai but was put in jail for 'having an extramarital affair'
• — Fake: A married couple who starred in The Real Housewives of New Jersey were arrested for federal fraud