1843: Ha Ha Heathens

Show Notes

• — Hail Satan: Keith Lowell Jensen, atheist comedian, is in studio
• — I'm Right Here, Keith: Keith questions why it seems the majority of religious people aren't intelligent people
• — FUNeral: Keith Lowell Jensen's friend died and asked for a happy celebration of his death instead of a traditional funeral
• — A Case Of The Morrisseys: Keith Lowell Jensen suffers from depression, and just like Dr. Malley's science suggest, his favorite band is The Smiths
• — Sans Serif-Based: Yahoo! has debuted a brand-new logo
• — Seeing Is Believing: A beauty pageant contestant tried to sound intelligent in a beauty pageant
• — Boneless: PETA tried to sabotage the National Buffalo Wing Festival by claiming that eating chicken wings while pregnant will make an unborn boy's penis smaller
• — Friendyacht: Myq Kaplan is a great friend
• — Thinning The Herd: Ariel Castro committed suicide in his jail cell
• — Jailbird: Keith Lowell Jensen has been arrested constantly, for things like protesting wars and bringing a gun to an airport
• — Six Years Down: George Zimmerman and his wife have filed for divorce
• — Occupy Cross County Federal Savings: A bank has taken heat for banning hoodies, hats, and sunglasses in its locations
• — Because Soccer's Dumb: Keith provides the definitive answer to the question of why football is popular in America but not soccer
• — Stoop Kid: The gang critiques Anthony Weiner's new campaign ad