1852: And a Bag of Chips

Show Notes

• — 45 Years Old: Greg Warren, who wasn't born in 1982, is in studio
• — Greg's Biggest Problem: What would Greg's exes say is his worst quality?
• — Getting Woodwind: Greg's mother made him play clarinet when he was a boy, and he stuck with it throughout most of high school
• — Cauliflower Ear: Greg used to be a very good wrestler and has suffered a physical deformity as a result
• — Like Wrestling A Bike: Greg could still take somebody down, as evidenced by his encounter with a crazy person in NYC
• — True American: Greg went to West Point for a year but dropped out after he grew tired of the constant discipline
• — They Sell Themselves: Greg's job selling snack foods was full of controversy and shady behavior. He is also furious about the trickery of generic-brand snacks and cereals
• — The Map Of Shame: The gang discusses a map of the United States that show the worst trait of every state
• — Pig In The Mirror: Cornell University researchers have decided the best way to curb unhealthy eating is to install mirrors on shopping carts
• — Up In Smoke: Thanks to Mad Men, sales of Lucky Strike cigarettes have gone up 70% since 2007
• — iMonopoly: Apple sold 9,000,000 new iPhones, more than double what it sold when the previous model debuted
• — It's a CAVEAT!!!: Keith's neighbors across the hall gave birth in their apartment