1878: Women < Football

Show Notes

• — UltimatePodcastingGuide.com: Keith and Chemda are sharing all their podcast secrets
• — Now You See It: Keith doesn't understand the appeal of Snapchat, which recently turned down 3 BILLION DOLLARS! from Facebook
• — *Cough* Cancer *Cough*: Google has patented a temporary throat tattoo that recognizes vocal commands
• — Clamming Up: The genital plastic surgery fad has seen a rise because women want their vaginas to look like that of porn stars
• — #ClassAct: Keith's passion for the Pittsburgh Steelers got him into a fight with a female KATG listener who has two KATG tattoos on her body
• — 7 Score And 10 Years Later: A newspaper in Pennsylvania finally apologized for an 1863 editorial that called Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address a bunch of drivel
• — What A Rip-Off: A football player ripped out a handful of his opponent's hair
• — Do The Twist: More than 80 tornadoes were spawned over the weekend in the Midwest, killing 6 people
• — What A Tool: The KATG studio's landlord accused Keith and Chemda of puncturing a pipe they allegedly unclogged, not knowing that they would never even attempt any amateur plumbing
• — That Sucks: Alec Baldwin got his television show taken away for calling someone a homophobic slur
• — The Marshall Mathers Lip Synch: 2/3 of KATG's listeners believe Eminem is homophobic, and Keith believes he is a lip-synching fake
• — Doggone It: 83% of KATG's audience believes the survivalist who ate his dog after just 3 days of being out of food is wrong