1880: Keith Against Humanity

Show Notes

• — Rounders: Paul Hooper, Keith's new buddy, is in studio
• — Chewed Out: Paul doesn't accept the fact that Greg Warren chews Big Red gum
• — Eatwalk With Me: Paul's roommate, Taylor Ketchum, ate Paul's Reese's Cups in his sleep
• — Maybe You're A Little Gay: Paul ordered a male hooker who wasn't gay and wouldn't blow him, so he returned him and was sent another one who jerked him off for an hour
• — Chemda's OCD: Chemda constantly points out inaccurate details in Keith's stories, which drives him insane
• — Year Of Levine: Keith disagrees with People Magazine's decision to crown Adam Levine the Sexiest Man Alive
• — Keith vs. Females: Keith's remarks about females and football angers more women, and Brian Alt sells Keith out
• — Conditional Love: Paul loves where he lives, but doesn't want to be in New York City 365 days a year
• — Kicking The Habit: A listener writes in to offer her take on Chemda's fun poker tantrum on the KATG Cruise
• — MTAssholes: $95 million is leftover on discarded MTA MetroCards every year, and MTA employees are awful people beyond redemption
• — The Funniest Person In The World: Last Comic Standing is returning with Wanda Sykes as producer
• — Dangerously Cheesy: Flamin' Hot Cheetos are sending children to the hospital