1909: The Steakout

Show Notes

• — Ruff In Peace: Danny Hatch, who might be murdered by Hugsy Malone sometime in the future, is in studio
• — Imbibing: Chemda is sick and surprised at how high NyQuil makes her; after his alcohol-fueled football party, Keith eats a steak at midnight and contemplates being too old for this shit
• — Targeted: Target's free credit-monitoring email to its hacking victims was itself overtaken by hackers
• — Only Alcohol?: The Worm himself, Dennis Rodman, has entered rehab for alcohol
• — Especially Gay Terrorists: Russia is now warning people to be on the lookout for terrorists, who are reportedly in the country to attack the Olympics
• — Worth It: Super Bowl suites are going for upwards of $1,000,000; regular tickets are averaging $4,000
• — Keith Was Right: The company responsible for Candy Crush has trademarked the word 'candy'
• — The College Dropout: Danny dropped out of college to become famous, but he still has student loan debt
• — Rescuing Cats: A Florida cop is in trouble for having his mistress call 911 so he could 'respond' to her 'emergency'